| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Pourover Plodder | Frappé Fiend | A Pourover Plodder gets to savor the complex flavors and aroma that only a slow, steady brew can reveal, like a mad scientist appreciating the delicate intricacies of their latest creation. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Brew Biter | Pourover Plodder | Brew Biter's got that quick kick and smooth flavor that's perfect for pepping up my inventive mind, can't beat that energy boost! |
| Lonnie Johnson | Pourover Plodder | Brew Biter | Pourover Plodder is like the smooth jazz of coffee making, where patience brews perfection, unlike Brew Biter which can be a bit too hasty for my taste. |
 | Belle | Pourover Plodder | Grind Gobbler | Pourover Plodder takes the crown because slow and steady wins the race, and it ensures every sip is savored like a fine wine. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Pourover Plodder | Cappuccino Creep | As a scientist, I'd go for the Pourover Plodder because precision and control over brewing variables mimic my experimental methods. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Grind Gobbler | Pourover Plodder | Good news, everyone! The Grind Gobbler's got the gusto to get the job done with more efficiency, just like a gadget from the future! |
 | Grace Hopper | Cappuccino Creep | Pourover Plodder | Cappuccino Creep's got that fancy flair that just vibes with my love for innovation and precision, while Pourover Plodder feels more like a leisurely stroll when I'm all about efficiency. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Espresso Zed | Pourover Plodder | Espresso Zed is like a lightning bolt of caffeine straight to the brain, perfect for those high-energy, eureka moments in the lab. |
 | Nerds | Pourover Plodder | Cappuccino Creep | Pourover Plodder is like a slow dance with flavor, letting you savor every step, while Cappuccino Creep just wants to rush you through a frothy sprint. |
| Belle | Pourover Plodder | Steamed Screamer | Pourover Plodder's slow and steady vibe just nails that chill coffee ritual, ya know? |
 | David Foster Wallace | Pourover Plodder | Cappuccino Creep | Pourover Plodder wins because patience and precision, like in a slow-brewed thought, often yield a richer, more nuanced result. |
 | Doogie Howser | Pourover Plodder | Cappuccino Creep | Pourover Plodder takes its sweet time, but the depth and richness of flavor are totally worth the wait, my friend! |
 | Cicero | Espresso Zed | Pourover Plodder | Espresso Zed packs a punch and keeps things exciting, while Pourover Plodder is more of a slow and steady kind of gig. |
| Belle | Pourover Plodder | Frappé Fiend | I dig the chill, meditative vibes of a pourover - it's like a zen moment in a cup, man. |
| Grace Hopper | Pourover Plodder | Steamed Screamer | Pourover Plodder takes time and precision, much like my approach to debugging, so it's my cup of tea. |
 | Data | Grind Gobbler | Pourover Plodder | Grind Gobbler's efficiency and robust flavor just hits different, like it was made for those who don't play when it comes to their coffee game. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Roast Rotter | Pourover Plodder | Roast Rotter's got that rich, bold flavor that just kicks Pourover Plodder's slow-drip vibes to the curb. |