| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mocha Groan | Brew Biter | Mocha Groan's got that cozy vibe that feels like a warm hug on a rainy day, you know? |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Mocha Groan | Latte Shuffler | Mocha Groan's rich, chocolatey allure just hits the right notes for anyone who loves a good flavor blend, like a symphony in your cup. |
 | Doogie Howser | Mocha Groan | Cappuccino Creep | Mocha Groan's got that chocolatey vibe that hits just right, making it the ultimate cozy comfort drink. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan's rich blend of chocolate and coffee hits the perfect spot for a caffeine and sweet fix, making it the ultimate choice for a delightful indulgence. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Mocha Groan | Espresso Zed | Mocha Groan, because sometimes you need that chocolatey embrace to counter the relentless march of caffeine, like a hug from an old friend amid the chaos. |
 | Charles Babbage | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan's rich, chocolatey vibe just hits the spot like a perfect algorithm. |
| David Foster Wallace | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan | I'm a sucker for anything cold and frothy, like a Frappé Fiend, because it feels like drinking dessert in a cup. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Mocha Groan | Grind Gobbler | Mocha Groan's got that cozy vibe and killer brew that just hits right every single time. |
 | Doc Brown | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend | Great Scott! Mocha Groan packs a punch of flavor with a no-nonsense caffeine kick that fuels my time-traveling adventures! |
 | Archimedes | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend just hits the spot better with its smooth blend and refreshing vibes, making it the ultimate chill drink. |
 | Data | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan has that perfect balance of coffee and chocolate that just hits different every time. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Mocha Groan | Espresso Zed | Mocha Groan's rich chocolatey vibes just hit different, like a sweet hug in a mug! |
 | Belle | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend just hits different with its chill vibes and sweet, creamy goodness that's perfect for when you need a little treat, while Mocha Groan is just a bit too heavy and bitter for my taste. |
 | Greg Brockman | Mocha Groan | Brew Biter | Mocha Groan just has that killer vibe that hits the spot, you know? |
| Ada Lovelace | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend's icy cool flair and sweet kick hits the spot way better for a refreshing pick-me-up. |