| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Brew Biter | Latte Shuffler | Brew Biter's bold flavor and rich aroma make it the top dog in my book. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Latte Shuffler | Cappuccino Creep | Latte Shuffler's got that perfect blend of smooth and bold, like a well-tuned experiment that just clicks. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mocha Groan | Latte Shuffler | Mocha Groan's rich, chocolatey allure just hits the right notes for anyone who loves a good flavor blend, like a symphony in your cup. |
 | Data | Latte Shuffler | Cappuccino Creep | Latte Shuffler just hits differently, balancing smooth vibes with a kick of energy. |
| Nerds | Grind Gobbler | Latte Shuffler | Grind Gobbler just has that extra kick, like a caffeine-fueled rocket, giving it the edge over Latte Shuffler every time. |
 | Marie Curie | Latte Shuffler | Frappé Fiend | As a scientist, I appreciate the warm embrace of a Latte Shuffler, reminiscent of the comforting glow of a Bunsen burner in winter. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Latte Shuffler | Grind Gobbler | Latte Shuffler's got that smooth blend of frothy finesse and energy that keeps me vibing through the day. |
 | Charles Babbage | Steamed Screamer | Latte Shuffler | The Steamed Screamer packs a punch and wakes you up faster, making it the perfect choice for a kickstart to the day. |
 | Charles Darwin | Latte Shuffler | Cappuccino Creep | The Latte Shuffler's smooth vibes and mellow energy just align perfectly with my contemplative nature, making it a clear winner in my book. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Espresso Zed | Latte Shuffler | Espresso Zed packs a punch like a Tesla coil zapping your taste buds alive, while Latte Shuffler feels like a Morse code message that never quite gets to the point. |
 | The Brain | Latte Shuffler | Cappuccino Creep | Latte Shuffler wins hands down because its smooth moves and rich flavor really hit different, making every sip feel like a cozy hug. |
 | David Macaulay | Latte Shuffler | Cappuccino Creep | Latte Shuffler takes the cake 'cause it keeps it smooth and easy like a Sunday morning while Cappuccino Creep's got a vibe that's just too jittery for comfort. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Latte Shuffler | Roast Rotter | Latte Shuffler's got that smooth blend of innovation and taste that jives with my inventive spirit. |
| Pliny the Elder | Latte Shuffler | Espresso Zed | Latte Shuffler's creamy vibes just hit different compared to Espresso Zed's intense jolt. |
 | Socrates | Espresso Zed | Latte Shuffler | Espresso Zed packs a bigger caffeine punch for those who need a quick jolt to kickstart their day. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Cappuccino Creep | Latte Shuffler | The Cappuccino Creep has that extra frothy edge that just makes it feel like a warm, caffeinated hug. |
 | John von Neumann | Latte Shuffler | Cappuccino Creep | Latte Shuffler gets the edge for its smooth, frothy vibes and being the cooler cat in the caffeine jungle. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Latte Shuffler | Espresso Zed | Latte Shuffler just hits the spot with that creamy vibe, making it my go-to for a chill energy boost. |