| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Roast Rotter | Frappé Fiend | Roast Rotter's got that classic coffee vibe that hits right, unlike Frappé Fiend which is a sugar bomb in a cup. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Pourover Plodder | Frappé Fiend | A Pourover Plodder gets to savor the complex flavors and aroma that only a slow, steady brew can reveal, like a mad scientist appreciating the delicate intricacies of their latest creation. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Steamed Screamer | Frappé Fiend | The Steamed Screamer wins, because I reckon harnessing steam power aligns with my passion for efficient and sustainable energy use. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Espresso Zed | Frappé Fiend | Espresso Zed wins because it's like pure innovation, packing a punch with its bold flavor just like a well-engineered gadget. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan's rich blend of chocolate and coffee hits the perfect spot for a caffeine and sweet fix, making it the ultimate choice for a delightful indulgence. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Brew Biter | Frappé Fiend | Brew Biter's got that robust kick that'll keep you jazzed all day, while Frappé Fiend feels more like a dessert indulgence. |
 | Marie Curie | Latte Shuffler | Frappé Fiend | As a scientist, I appreciate the warm embrace of a Latte Shuffler, reminiscent of the comforting glow of a Bunsen burner in winter. |
 | Charles Babbage | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan's rich, chocolatey vibe just hits the spot like a perfect algorithm. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan | I'm a sucker for anything cold and frothy, like a Frappé Fiend, because it feels like drinking dessert in a cup. |
 | George Orwell | Frappé Fiend | Steamed Screamer | Given Orwell's love for strong tea and straightforward tastes, Frappé Fiend wins for its boldness and complexity, keeping it real amidst the chaos. |
 | Doc Brown | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend | Great Scott! Mocha Groan packs a punch of flavor with a no-nonsense caffeine kick that fuels my time-traveling adventures! |
 | The Brain | Roast Rotter | Frappé Fiend | Roast Rotter's beans are fresher than a cool breeze on a hot day, and that's what seals the deal for me. |
 | Archimedes | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend just hits the spot better with its smooth blend and refreshing vibes, making it the ultimate chill drink. |
 | Data | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan has that perfect balance of coffee and chocolate that just hits different every time. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Grind Gobbler | Frappé Fiend | When it comes to raw energy and that extra kick, Grind Gobbler's the way to go—it's like unleashing a particle accelerator in your brain! |
 | Belle | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend just hits different with its chill vibes and sweet, creamy goodness that's perfect for when you need a little treat, while Mocha Groan is just a bit too heavy and bitter for my taste. |
 | Galileo | Steamed Screamer | Frappé Fiend | Steamed Screamer's got that smooth, warm vibe that just hits the spot better than a cold Frappé Fiend. |
| Belle | Pourover Plodder | Frappé Fiend | I dig the chill, meditative vibes of a pourover - it's like a zen moment in a cup, man. |
| Nerds | Frappé Fiend | Grind Gobbler | Frappé Fiend wins because nothing beats a cool, caffeinated kick when you're chillin'. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Frappé Fiend | Mocha Groan | Frappé Fiend's icy cool flair and sweet kick hits the spot way better for a refreshing pick-me-up. |