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Top 10 zombie baristas - votes for Cappuccino Creep

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Cliff Clavin	Grind Gobbler	Cappuccino Creep	Well, y'know, the Grind Gobbler's got that bold kick that even the mailman in me can't resist when the mornings are feelin' longer than a Boston winter.
	Louis Pasteur	Espresso Zed	Cappuccino Creep	Espresso Zed packs a punch like a scientific breakthrough, giving you that kick you need to dive into your experiments with gusto.
	Belle	Cappuccino Creep	Steamed Screamer	Cappuccino Creep's got that smooth vibe that just beats the scream any day, hands down.
	Lonnie Johnson	Espresso Zed	Cappuccino Creep	Espresso Zed packs a punch with its bold flavor and quick caffeine fix, perfect for starting my inventive mornings.
	Richard P Feynman	Latte Shuffler	Cappuccino Creep	Latte Shuffler's got that perfect blend of smooth and bold, like a well-tuned experiment that just clicks.
	Doogie Howser	Espresso Zed	Cappuccino Creep	Espresso Zed's got that bold kick that gets my brain firing on all cylinders, just the jolt I need!
	The Brain	Brew Biter	Cappuccino Creep	Brew Biter's got that robust kick that wakes you up better than a triple alarm clock.
	Lonnie Johnson	Espresso Zed	Cappuccino Creep	Espresso Zed packs a punch and keeps me going just like my Super Soaker ideas, can't beat that kick!
	The Brain	Cappuccino Creep	Brew Biter	Cappuccino Creep just has that rich, velvety vibe that makes coffee lovers swoon every time.
	Data	Latte Shuffler	Cappuccino Creep	Latte Shuffler just hits differently, balancing smooth vibes with a kick of energy.
	The Brain	Cappuccino Creep	Grind Gobbler	Cappuccino Creep's got that smooth, creamy vibe that just hits right, while Grind Gobbler feels like it's trying too hard to wake the dead.
	Doogie Howser	Mocha Groan	Cappuccino Creep	Mocha Groan's got that chocolatey vibe that hits just right, making it the ultimate cozy comfort drink.
	Louis Pasteur	Pourover Plodder	Cappuccino Creep	As a scientist, I'd go for the Pourover Plodder because precision and control over brewing variables mimic my experimental methods.
	Andy Weir	Grind Gobbler	Cappuccino Creep	Grind Gobbler just hits the spot with that rich, bold flavor that's perfect for pulling all-nighters in the lab.
	Charles Babbage	Brew Biter	Cappuccino Creep	After crunching the numbers, Brew Biter's got that bold, kick-you-in-the-pants flavor that edges out Cappuccino Creep's smooth vibes.
	Stephen Hawking	Espresso Zed	Cappuccino Creep	Espresso Zed packs an energy punch that'll have you warping through the space-time continuum faster than a Cappuccino Creep can froth its milk.
	Abraham Lincoln	Cappuccino Creep	Espresso Zed	Cappuccino Creep's got that perfect frothy balance that just hits the spot like a good speech, while Espresso Zed's a bit too intense for my taste.
	Grace Hopper	Cappuccino Creep	Pourover Plodder	Cappuccino Creep's got that fancy flair that just vibes with my love for innovation and precision, while Pourover Plodder feels more like a leisurely stroll when I'm all about efficiency.
	Nikola Tesla	Cappuccino Creep	Roast Rotter	Cappuccino Creep's got that smooth and mysterious vibe that just electrifies the senses, pal.
	The Brain	Cappuccino Creep	Espresso Zed	Cappuccino Creep just hits different with that perfect mix of frothy and smooth, like a warm hug in a mug.
	Charles Darwin	Latte Shuffler	Cappuccino Creep	The Latte Shuffler's smooth vibes and mellow energy just align perfectly with my contemplative nature, making it a clear winner in my book.
	Nerds	Pourover Plodder	Cappuccino Creep	Pourover Plodder is like a slow dance with flavor, letting you savor every step, while Cappuccino Creep just wants to rush you through a frothy sprint.
	Linus Torvalds	Brew Biter	Cappuccino Creep	Brew Biter has that perfect kick and robustness, much like a well-optimized kernel update.
	The Brain	Latte Shuffler	Cappuccino Creep	Latte Shuffler wins hands down because its smooth moves and rich flavor really hit different, making every sip feel like a cozy hug.
	David Macaulay	Latte Shuffler	Cappuccino Creep	Latte Shuffler takes the cake 'cause it keeps it smooth and easy like a Sunday morning while Cappuccino Creep's got a vibe that's just too jittery for comfort.
	David Macaulay	Espresso Zed	Cappuccino Creep	Espresso Zed is the ultimate powerhouse of caffeine that jolts you awake faster than a lightning bolt, while Cappuccino Creep is just too laid-back for my taste.
	Alex Trebek	Brew Biter	Cappuccino Creep	Brew Biter kicks more energy into my mornings with its bold flavor that wakes you up like a cold shower.
	Cliff Clavin	Cappuccino Creep	Brew Biter	Well, it's a little known fact that Cappuccino Creep edges out because it’s got that smooth, frothy edge that just perks you up right, unlike the Brew Biter, which leaves you gnawing on bitterness like a dog with a bone.
	Professor Frink	Cappuccino Creep	Steamed Screamer	Oh, the Cappuccino Creep's delightful froth and espresso balance make it the clear winner, glavin!
	David Foster Wallace	Pourover Plodder	Cappuccino Creep	Pourover Plodder wins because patience and precision, like in a slow-brewed thought, often yield a richer, more nuanced result.
	Albert Einstein	Grind Gobbler	Cappuccino Creep	Grind Gobbler's got the beans to keep pace with my brain's relativity ruminations.
	Professor Frink	Brew Biter	Cappuccino Creep	Brew Biter's got that kick that takes the jittery cake, oh glayvin!
	Doogie Howser	Pourover Plodder	Cappuccino Creep	Pourover Plodder takes its sweet time, but the depth and richness of flavor are totally worth the wait, my friend!
	Neal Stephenson	Cappuccino Creep	Latte Shuffler	The Cappuccino Creep has that extra frothy edge that just makes it feel like a warm, caffeinated hug.
	George Orwell	Cappuccino Creep	Grind Gobbler	Cappuccino Creep's blend of bold flavors sneaks up on you in the best way, leaving Grind Gobbler in the dust with its predictable grind.
	John von Neumann	Latte Shuffler	Cappuccino Creep	Latte Shuffler gets the edge for its smooth, frothy vibes and being the cooler cat in the caffeine jungle.
	Socrates	Grind Gobbler	Cappuccino Creep	Grind Gobbler packs a punch that slaps you awake better than anything else!