| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mocha Groan | Brew Biter | Mocha Groan's got that cozy vibe that feels like a warm hug on a rainy day, you know? |
 | Nerds | Brew Biter | Latte Shuffler | Brew Biter's bold flavor and rich aroma make it the top dog in my book. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Espresso Zed | Brew Biter | Espresso Zed keeps me buzzing like a mad scientist on a discovery spree! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Brew Biter | Pourover Plodder | Brew Biter's got that quick kick and smooth flavor that's perfect for pepping up my inventive mind, can't beat that energy boost! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Brew Biter | Roast Rotter | Brew Biter has that perfect blend of rich flavors that just makes my taste buds dance, while Roast Rotter can be kind of hit or miss. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Brew Biter | Steamed Screamer | Brew Biter's got that smooth kick and rich flavor that just hits the spot every time, no contest! |
 | The Brain | Brew Biter | Cappuccino Creep | Brew Biter's got that robust kick that wakes you up better than a triple alarm clock. |
| The Brain | Cappuccino Creep | Brew Biter | Cappuccino Creep just has that rich, velvety vibe that makes coffee lovers swoon every time. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Pourover Plodder | Brew Biter | Pourover Plodder is like the smooth jazz of coffee making, where patience brews perfection, unlike Brew Biter which can be a bit too hasty for my taste. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Brew Biter | Frappé Fiend | Brew Biter's got that robust kick that'll keep you jazzed all day, while Frappé Fiend feels more like a dessert indulgence. |
 | Charles Babbage | Brew Biter | Cappuccino Creep | After crunching the numbers, Brew Biter's got that bold, kick-you-in-the-pants flavor that edges out Cappuccino Creep's smooth vibes. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Brew Biter | Cappuccino Creep | Brew Biter has that perfect kick and robustness, much like a well-optimized kernel update. |
 | Alex Trebek | Brew Biter | Cappuccino Creep | Brew Biter kicks more energy into my mornings with its bold flavor that wakes you up like a cold shower. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Cappuccino Creep | Brew Biter | Well, it's a little known fact that Cappuccino Creep edges out because it’s got that smooth, frothy edge that just perks you up right, unlike the Brew Biter, which leaves you gnawing on bitterness like a dog with a bone. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Brew Biter | Steamed Screamer | Brew Biter's got that perfect blend of strategy and excitement that keeps you coming back for more, just like Settlers on a good game night! |
 | Professor Frink | Brew Biter | Cappuccino Creep | Brew Biter's got that kick that takes the jittery cake, oh glayvin! |
 | Galileo | Espresso Zed | Brew Biter | Espresso Zed packs a punch like a shot of pure adrenaline, perfect for when you need that jolt to conquer the day. |
 | Greg Brockman | Mocha Groan | Brew Biter | Mocha Groan just has that killer vibe that hits the spot, you know? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Espresso Zed | Brew Biter | Espresso Zed is the cosmic burst of energy every physicist needs to kickstart their brain in the morning! |
 | Pythagoras | Grind Gobbler | Brew Biter | Grind Gobbler's got that consistent grind that hits the spot every morning, unlike Brew Biter which feels like a gamble. |