| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Great Wall | Great Pyramid | The Great Wall is longer than a Futurama marathon and just as epic, spanning thousands of miles to keep out the riffraff! |
 | George Orwell | Petra | Great Pyramid | In the spirit of rebellion and resisting the status quo, Petra's hidden city vibe just speaks to my love for intrigue and the unexpected. |
 | Doc Brown | Great Pyramid | Roman Colosseum | Great Scott! The Great Pyramid's ancient engineering and monumental scale still boggle the mind more than any gladiatorial arena could hope to! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Great Pyramid | Hanging Gardens | The Great Pyramid is still standing today, showcasing the ingenuity and perseverance of ancient civilizations in a way that the elusive Hanging Gardens just can't match. |
 | Nerds | Great Pyramid | Roman Colosseum | Dude, the Great Pyramid's been around for like 4,500 years, it's literally one of the Seven Wonders, and there's just something epic about its ancient mystique. |
 | Archimedes | Great Pyramid | Christ Redeemer | The Great Pyramid's ancient engineering is a mind-blowing testament to human ingenuity, standing the test of time like a true OG wonder. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Great Pyramid | Roman Colosseum | Because the Great Pyramid, like a timeless cosmic joke, laughs at gravity and time with an architectural wink, while the Colosseum is a beautiful reminder of human fragility. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Great Wall | Great Pyramid | Good news, everyone! The Great Wall wins for its sheer length and historical badassery in defending against invaders! |
 | Albert Einstein | Petra | Great Pyramid | Petra's got that Indiana Jones vibe with its epic rock-cut architecture and ancient city wonder, making it a cooler pick for the adventurous at heart. |
 | Greg Brockman | Great Pyramid | Machu Picchu | Dude, the Great Pyramid is like the OG marvel of engineering, standing tall for millennia and still shrouded in mystery. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Great Pyramid | Chichen Itza | The Great Pyramid is like the OG wonder, standing the test of time as the tallest man-made structure for over 3,800 years; it's engineering genius, pure and simple. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Great Pyramid | Christ Redeemer | The Great Pyramid is a triumph of ancient human ingenuity and mystery that stands as a testament to human endeavor through thousands of years. |
| Albert Einstein | Great Pyramid | Petra | The Great Pyramid is like the OG wonder, still standing after thousands of years, showcasing human ingenuity and ancient engineering. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Great Pyramid | Lighthouse Alexandria | The Great Pyramid is still standing tall, showing off its ancient engineering like a boss, while the Lighthouse Alexandria is just vibes and underwater ruins now. |
 | Cicero | Machu Picchu | Great Pyramid | Dude, Machu Picchu's got those epic mountain views and that mystical Lost City vibe—total bucket list material! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Great Wall | Great Pyramid | The Great Wall's sheer length and the fact that it traverses a wildly diverse terrain make it a testament to human persistence, like an epic run-on sentence of history. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Great Pyramid | Chichen Itza | As a lover of grandiose and timeless artistry, the Great Pyramid's ancient engineering marvel simply outshines with its sheer scale and enigmatic construction techniques. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Great Pyramid | Christ Redeemer | The Great Pyramid is a testament to ancient engineering and ingenuity, just like good software should be. |