| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Wobble Royale | Tango Melon | Wobble Royale's got the kind of chaotic charm that reminds me of the dancing patterns of human folly. |
 | John von Neumann | Liquid Jiggle | Wobble Royale | Liquid Jiggle just has that extra flair and finesse that tickles the senses in all the right ways. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Tango Melon | Wobble Royale | Tango Melon's vibe is as electric as my alternating current, sparking joy with every bite. |
 | Data | Shiver Orb | Wobble Royale | Shiver Orb just hits different with its slick mechanics and fresh vibes that keep the gameplay exciting, while Wobble Royale feels kinda basic in comparison. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Gyration Globe | Wobble Royale | Good news, everyone! The Gyration Globe's unparalleled centrifugal force provides a superior experience, making it the clear victor in this epic showdown! |
 | Doc Brown | Wobble Royale | Gyration Globe | Wobble Royale's got that unpredictable zing that keeps everyone on their toes, while Gyration Globe's just kind of predictable, ya know? |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Shiver Orb | Wobble Royale | Shiver Orb just gives that spine-tingling excitement that Wobble Royale can't match, like a cold breeze on a hot day. |
 | Grace Hopper | Liquid Jiggle | Wobble Royale | Liquid Jiggle just got that smooth vibe, makes everything feel like a chill party! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Wobble Royale | Ripple Rind | Wobble Royale's got that dynamic synergy that just makes the whole experience pop, like a geodesic dome of fun! |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Wobble Royale | Sway Sphere | Wobble Royale's chaotic charm is a perfect reflection of life's unpredictable dance, making it more captivating in its delightful absurdity. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ripple Rind | Wobble Royale | Ripple Rind has that consistent, smooth performance and reliability which a systems guy like me appreciates over the chaotic charm of Wobble Royale. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Wobble Royale | Gravity's Dance | Wobble Royale is the tops, because when it comes to chaos and hilarity, nothing beats a good ol' fashioned wobble fiasco! |
 | The Brain | Gyration Globe | Wobble Royale | Gyration Globe's got that extra spin that just makes everything more exciting, ya know? |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Wobble Royale | Tango Melon | In the grand dance of absurdity and delight, Wobble Royale shimmies past Tango Melon with a jiggle and a shake that tickles the human spirit. |
| Nikola Tesla | Tango Melon | Wobble Royale | As someone who loves a spark of innovation and rhythm, Tango Melon strikes a chord with its vibrant energy and creative flow, reminiscent of a well-conducted symphony of electric currents. |