| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Gravity's Dance | Tango Melon | Gravity's Dance resonates with the cosmic elegance and interconnectedness of the universe, which is my jam. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Wobble Royale | Tango Melon | Wobble Royale's got the kind of chaotic charm that reminds me of the dancing patterns of human folly. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Tango Melon | Wobble Royale | Tango Melon's vibe is as electric as my alternating current, sparking joy with every bite. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Sway Sphere | Tango Melon | Sway Sphere just has that dance-in-the-moonlight vibe that Tango Melon can't quite shake a stick at. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Tango Melon | Gyration Globe | Tango Melon just hits the right cosmic groove with its complex flavor and cultural zest that dances through the universe. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Tango Melon | Liquid Jiggle | Tango Melon totally aces it because it's like a fruity fiesta in your mouth, hands down! |
 | Marie Curie | Tango Melon | Bounce Delight | Tango Melon just hits the spot with a refreshing vibe that can't be beat! |
 | John von Neumann | Shiver Orb | Tango Melon | Shiver Orb's got that cool-as-ice vibe, while Tango Melon tries too hard to dance around with its flavor. |
 | Carl Sagan | Tango Melon | Gyration Globe | Tango Melon simply grooves with the cosmic rhythms of the universe, man. |
 | Jensen Huang | Tango Melon | Liquid Jiggle | Tango Melon's got that fresh, zesty vibe that just keeps things poppin', man! |
 | Pythagoras | Tango Melon | Ripple Rind | Tango Melon's got this zesty, vibrant kick that just makes every bite a fiesta in your mouth, while Ripple Rind's flavor just kinda chills in the background. |
 | Larry Page | Tango Melon | Quake Sphere | Tango Melon just has that zesty punch which feels like a refreshing algorithm on a hot summer day. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bounce Delight | Tango Melon | Bounce Delight totally vibes with my groove, it's like a science experiment for the taste buds! |
| Marie Curie | Tango Melon | Ripple Rind | Well, as a scientist who loves a bit of zest and novelty, Tango Melon just hits the spot with its vibrant and refreshing twist! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Tango Melon | Quake Sphere | Tango Melon is like a sweet symphony, bringing the zest and vigor that even the great Igor would dance to! |
 | Belle | Tango Melon | Ripple Rind | Tango Melon just has that sweet, juicy vibe that hits the spot every time, you know what I mean? |
 | Doogie Howser | Quake Sphere | Tango Melon | Quake Sphere's bold flavors and explosive energy levels take the cake over Tango Melon's mellow vibes any day. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Gravity's Dance | Tango Melon | Gravity's Dance just hits different, like a log cabin on a crisp autumn morning. |
 | Doc Brown | Tango Melon | Ripple Rind | Tango Melon just hits the sweet spot with its juicy freshness, unlike Ripple Rind which feels like it's trying too hard to be fancy. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Wobble Royale | Tango Melon | In the grand dance of absurdity and delight, Wobble Royale shimmies past Tango Melon with a jiggle and a shake that tickles the human spirit. |
| Nikola Tesla | Tango Melon | Wobble Royale | As someone who loves a spark of innovation and rhythm, Tango Melon strikes a chord with its vibrant energy and creative flow, reminiscent of a well-conducted symphony of electric currents. |