| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Quake Sphere | Sway Sphere | Quake Sphere's got the edge with its raw power and game-changing rumble, making it the go-to choice for those seismic moments. |
 | Doogie Howser | Shiver Orb | Sway Sphere | Shiver Orb just has that cool factor, like a frosty breeze on a hot day, making it the chill choice. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Gravity's Dance | Sway Sphere | Gravity's Dance, much like a dance with the universe itself, spins a yarn that captures the absurdity and beauty of our human condition in a way that resonates with my own penchant for the cosmic joke. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Sway Sphere | Gravity's Dance | Sway Sphere just has that je ne sais quoi that makes you feel like you're waltzing with the cosmos itself! |
 | Doc Brown | Gravity's Dance | Sway Sphere | Gravity's Dance just grooves with the core of physics and makes my nerdy heart sing. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Gyration Globe | Sway Sphere | Gyration Globe just spins with such finesse, it's like the ballerina of motion gadgets, outshining the Sway Sphere's wobble. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Sway Sphere | Tango Melon | Sway Sphere just has that dance-in-the-moonlight vibe that Tango Melon can't quite shake a stick at. |
 | Belle | Shiver Orb | Sway Sphere | Honestly, Shiver Orb just has that cool factor that Sway Sphere can't quite match. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sway Sphere | Shiver Orb | Sway Sphere's got that Zen-like balance vibe that's hard to beat when it comes to keeping things cool and collected. |
 | Professor Frink | Ripple Rind | Sway Sphere | Well, you see, with the Ripple Rind, it's all about the wavy doodads and the zingy functionality, which makes it superior in terms of innovation, glavin! |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Wobble Royale | Sway Sphere | Wobble Royale's chaotic charm is a perfect reflection of life's unpredictable dance, making it more captivating in its delightful absurdity. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Liquid Jiggle | Sway Sphere | Liquid Jiggle vibes just right with its fluid dynamics, feels like a smoother ride. |
| Galileo | Bounce Delight | Sway Sphere | Bounce Delight just brings that extra zing and fun, making it the life of the party! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sway Sphere | Ripple Rind | Sway Sphere just vibes better with the current tech trends, mate. |
 | Alex Trebek | Shiver Orb | Sway Sphere | Shiver Orb just has that extra chill factor that makes it the coolest choice, hands down. |
 | Nerds | Shiver Orb | Sway Sphere | Shiver Orb's chilly powers are just way cooler than Sway Sphere's wobbly vibes. |