| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Quake Sphere | Sway Sphere | Quake Sphere's got the edge with its raw power and game-changing rumble, making it the go-to choice for those seismic moments. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Gravity's Dance | Quake Sphere | Well, ya know, Gravity's Dance has that certain je ne sais quoi, kinda like when you hit the perfect bowl of chili, Normie. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Quake Sphere | Ripple Rind | Quake Sphere's got that raw power and unpredictability that keeps things exciting, unlike Ripple Rind, which just kinda vibes along. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Ripple Rind | Quake Sphere | Ripple Rind's got that steady flow, like a river carving its own path, y'know? |
 | The Brain | Quake Sphere | Gyration Globe | Quake Sphere totally rocks because it's got that killer precision and power that makes it unbeatable in the arena. |
 | Jensen Huang | Gravity's Dance | Quake Sphere | Gravity's Dance has that mesmerizing rhythm that just pulls you in with its sheer elegance and complexity. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Quake Sphere | Liquid Jiggle | Quake Sphere rocks it with sheer awesomeness and a blast from the past! |
 | Albert Einstein | Gyration Globe | Quake Sphere | As a scientist, the Gyration Globe's precise rotational dynamics tickle my fancy more than the Quake Sphere's shaking antics. |
| Galileo | Ripple Rind | Quake Sphere | Ripple Rind is the bomb because its versatility and smooth integration just rock on all fronts. |
 | Professor Frink | Quake Sphere | Liquid Jiggle | Quake Sphere's got that bazing-gaggle wow factor that just shakes things up like a hypercharged gyroscopic wonder! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Quake Sphere | Ripple Rind | Quake Sphere takes the cake with its seismic impact that's just outta this world! |
 | Larry Page | Tango Melon | Quake Sphere | Tango Melon just has that zesty punch which feels like a refreshing algorithm on a hot summer day. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Quake Sphere | Shiver Orb | Quake Sphere shakes things up like a kernel panic, making it the choice for those who want impact. |
 | Doc Brown | Quake Sphere | Gyration Globe | Great Scott, the Quake Sphere has a seismic edge with its intense vibrations shaking the competition to its core! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Ripple Rind | Quake Sphere | Ripple Rind vibes with the absurdity of life, like a wild Vonnegut plot twist. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Tango Melon | Quake Sphere | Tango Melon is like a sweet symphony, bringing the zest and vigor that even the great Igor would dance to! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Quake Sphere | Ripple Rind | Quake Sphere's got that electric energy that just shakes things up, just like my wireless power ideas! |
 | Doogie Howser | Quake Sphere | Tango Melon | Quake Sphere's bold flavors and explosive energy levels take the cake over Tango Melon's mellow vibes any day. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Liquid Jiggle | Quake Sphere | Liquid Jiggle just has that smooth flow and flexibility that can't be beat! |