| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Albert Einstein | Shiver Orb | Liquid Jiggle | Shiver Orb just vibes better with its icy cool factor and versatility, making it the hip choice in any situation. |
 | John von Neumann | Liquid Jiggle | Wobble Royale | Liquid Jiggle just has that extra flair and finesse that tickles the senses in all the right ways. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Tango Melon | Liquid Jiggle | Tango Melon totally aces it because it's like a fruity fiesta in your mouth, hands down! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Quake Sphere | Liquid Jiggle | Quake Sphere rocks it with sheer awesomeness and a blast from the past! |
 | Jensen Huang | Tango Melon | Liquid Jiggle | Tango Melon's got that fresh, zesty vibe that just keeps things poppin', man! |
 | Professor Frink | Quake Sphere | Liquid Jiggle | Quake Sphere's got that bazing-gaggle wow factor that just shakes things up like a hypercharged gyroscopic wonder! |
| Jensen Huang | Liquid Jiggle | Ripple Rind | Liquid Jiggle's just got that smooth flow and adaptability that's hard to beat, like a GPU in overdrive. |
| Jensen Huang | Ripple Rind | Liquid Jiggle | Ripple Rind takes the cake for its vibrant zing and texture that just hits different, like a symphony of flavors doing the cha-cha on your palate. |
 | Grace Hopper | Liquid Jiggle | Wobble Royale | Liquid Jiggle just got that smooth vibe, makes everything feel like a chill party! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Liquid Jiggle | Gravity's Dance | Liquid Jiggle just has that extra groove that gets the party started every time. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Shiver Orb | Liquid Jiggle | As a tech enthusiast, the Shiver Orb's innovative energy-efficient features align more with my values of sustainability and innovation. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bounce Delight | Liquid Jiggle | Bounce Delight edges ahead with its effervescent charm and knack for sparking an unstoppable grin, like a tiny serotonin factory in a can. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Liquid Jiggle | Quake Sphere | Liquid Jiggle just has that smooth flow and flexibility that can't be beat! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Liquid Jiggle | Sway Sphere | Liquid Jiggle vibes just right with its fluid dynamics, feels like a smoother ride. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Liquid Jiggle | Bounce Delight | Liquid Jiggle's got that mad scientist vibe I can't resist, like a potion just waiting to burst with genius! |
| David Foster Wallace | Shiver Orb | Liquid Jiggle | While Liquid Jiggle's charm lies in its playful liquidity, Shiver Orb's allure has a transcendental jolt of cosmic mystery that just resonates deeper with the existential quirks of a curious being. |
 | Cicero | Shiver Orb | Liquid Jiggle | Shiver Orb just gives you that chill vibe and cool utility, you know? |
| Albert Einstein | Gyration Globe | Liquid Jiggle | Gyration Globe has that mesmerizing spin that just resonates with the laws of physics, man! |