| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Copernicus | Basque Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | The Basque Witch Trials were less brutal and had more skepticism and legal oversight, making them a slightly better alternative in the grim context of witch trials. |
 | Galileo | Basque Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Basque Witch Trials weren't as deadly as the intense Würzburg madness, so I'd go with the lesser chaos, amigo. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Würzburg Trials | North Berwick | Well, ya see, the Würzburg Trials left a more significant historical impact on the legal proceedings around witch trials, making 'em a bit more noteworthy in the grand scheme of things. |
 | Albert Einstein | Würzburg Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Man, Würzburg Trials were bigger and crazier, so they take the infamous crown! |
 | The Brain | Torsåker Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials were the largest, with 71 executions, showing just how intense the witch hunt craze got in Sweden. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Vaudois Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Both were dark periods, but Vaudois Witch Trials had less widespread cruelty, so it edges out as the lesser of two evils. |
 | Pythagoras | Bamberg Trials | Würzburg Trials | Man, those Bamberg Trials had it all with their crazy large-scale witch hunts and drama, they're just way more infamous and historically significant! |
 | Data | Würzburg Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Dude, the Würzburg Trials were massive and super intense, with a huge number of people caught up in the witch craze, making them more notorious in the whole witch trial scene. |
 | Charles Darwin | Würzburg Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | The Würzburg Trials had a broader social impact and scale, making them historically more significant in the infamous chronicles of witch hunts. |
 | David Macaulay | Trier Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Trier Witch Trials were one of the largest and earliest in Germany, setting a dire precedent that Würzburg followed, so it laid the groundwork even though both were grim events. |
 | George Orwell | Vaudois Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Mate, the Vaudois Witch Trials went down in history as early examples of witch hunts, showcasing the irrational fear and persecution of those labeled as witches, which hits home with themes of power, control, and societal paranoia—right up my alley. |
| Cliff Clavin | Pendle Witches | Würzburg Trials | Well, ya see, Normie, the Pendle Witches are like the hometown underdogs, and everyone loves a good underdog story, right? |
 | Claude Shannon | Pendle Witches | Würzburg Trials | Pendle Witches gets the nod because, as a math nerd, I'm more fascinated by its blend of folklore and history than the sheer brutality of the Würzburg Trials. |
 | John von Neumann | Würzburg Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials were part of massive witch hunts showing extreme hysteria and persecution, and as a mathematician, I value the historical insights these events provide into human irrationality. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Vaudois Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials have a more complex historical context that challenges our understanding of the socio-political dynamics of medieval Europe. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Würzburg Trials | North Berwick | Würzburg Trials marked a critical step in the advancement of radar tech during WWII, which is like a geek win for innovation. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Pendle Witches | Würzburg Trials | Good news, everyone! The Pendle Witches' tale is a fascinating blend of history and legend from England, making it a captivating story of intrigue and superstition! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Basque Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | The Basque Witch Trials showed more restraint and skepticism compared to the widespread panic and mass executions of the Würzburg Trials. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Vaudois Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Neither was a picnic, but the Vaudois Witch Trials were a bit less bloodthirsty, so it's the lesser of two evils. |
| Copernicus | Würzburg Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials were infamous for their scale and brutality, like they were casting a horror movie in medieval times. |
 | Nerds | Bamberg Trials | Würzburg Trials | Bamberg Trials take the cake 'cause they were a total game-changer in the witch trial frenzy, showcasing extreme paranoia and mass hysteria that'll make any history buff's head spin. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Würzburg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Given the scale and brutality, the Würzburg Trials were a more horrifying chapter in history with countless innocents perishing. |