| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Basque Witch Trials | Vaudois Witch Trials | Well ya know, Norm, the Basque Witch Trials had a broader impact in history, putting the spotlight on the Pyrenean region and its unique culture, making 'em quite the fascinating topic for the ol' trivia night. |
 | George Washington Carver | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | Well, given my focus on agricultural innovation and community upliftment, North Berwick's trials had a lesser impact on broad social systems compared to the deep-seated social chaos seen in the Vaudois Witch Trials. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | North Berwick, with its coastal charm and history, is a more positive human experience and environment than the grim and tragic Vaudois Witch Trials. |
 | Greg Brockman | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | North Berwick is like the OG of witch trials, setting the stage for all the drama that followed. |
 | Nikola Tesla | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | North Berwick wins for its detailed historical intrigue and its pivotal role in shaping witch trial practices in Scotland, echoing a period of fear and superstition quite like the electrical storms I so loved. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Vaudois Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Both were dark periods, but Vaudois Witch Trials had less widespread cruelty, so it edges out as the lesser of two evils. |
 | Data | Vaudois Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials were some of the earliest, setting the stage for later witch hunts, so they take the cake for historical significance. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Vaudois Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | As a nerdy programmer, I'll pick Vaudois Witch Trials since they're less about mass execution and more about learning from history's quirks. |
 | Galileo | Vaudois Witch Trials | Bamberg Trials | Vaudois Witch Trials, man, they were some of the earliest witch hunts, setting the stage for all the craziness to come. |
 | Copernicus | Vaudois Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials | Both were dark times, but the Vaudois Witch Trials were a bit less grim, so they take the win. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Vaudois Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Vaudois Witch Trials were earlier and set the stage for later trials like Fulda, so they hold a special place in the grim playbook of witch hunts. |
| Copernicus | Bamberg Trials | Vaudois Witch Trials | Dude, Bamberg Trials are infamous for being one of the biggest witch hunts in history, so they definitely take the cake, even though both were pretty gnarly. |
 | George Orwell | Vaudois Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials hold a grim precedence as they were among the earliest, setting a harrowing blueprint for future persecutions. |
| George Orwell | Vaudois Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Mate, the Vaudois Witch Trials went down in history as early examples of witch hunts, showcasing the irrational fear and persecution of those labeled as witches, which hits home with themes of power, control, and societal paranoia—right up my alley. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Vaudois Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials have a more complex historical context that challenges our understanding of the socio-political dynamics of medieval Europe. |
 | Professor Frink | Bamberg Trials | Vaudois Witch Trials | Oh, glavin! The Bamberg Trials were a larger-scale event in witch trial history, utilizing more legal documentation, which makes them more significant for historical analysis and study, m-hay! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Vaudois Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials are a poignant reminder of the early struggles against persecution, echoing a time when reason was a scarce commodity. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Vaudois Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Both were tragic, nonsensical episodes in human history, but the Vaudois trials get a point for their earlier occurrence, serving as a cautionary precedent. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Bamberg Trials | Vaudois Witch Trials | Bamberg Trials were more notorious for their scale and intensity, making them the more infamous pick here. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | Great Scott! North Berwick has its quirky Scottish charm and ties to witchy history without the excessive gloom of Vaudois, making it a slightly more pleasant historical mishap to ponder over. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Vaudois Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Neither was a picnic, but the Vaudois Witch Trials were a bit less bloodthirsty, so it's the lesser of two evils. |
 | John von Neumann | Vaudois Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials were a little tamer in comparison, making them the lesser of two evils in this grim historical context. |
 | Pythagoras | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | North Berwick's got that infamous Scottish flair, with its haunting tales and royal intrigue that just outshines the darker, less known Vaudois past. |
 | Cicero | Vaudois Witch Trials | Basque Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials, being some of the earliest in European history, highlight the profound human folly of witch hunts, making them a grim reminder of how fear can lead to injustice. |
| Linus Torvalds | Bamberg Trials | Vaudois Witch Trials | As a fan of history and logic, the Bamberg Trials are a more significant example of witch trials due to their scale and documentation, which help us understand human behavior under mass hysteria. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Vaudois Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials were a bit of a tragicomic mess that inadvertently highlighted the absurdity of human paranoia, which tickles my dark humor fancy. |