| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | Pendle Witches takes it because the Lancashire setting and the colorful characters involved make for a way more captivating story, mate. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | Pendle Witches is a tale of intrigue and local color that captures the essence of human folly in a more relatable manner. |
 | Carl Sagan | Bamberg Trials | Trier Witch Trials | Although both were tragic, the Bamberg Trials stand out for their sheer scale and the systemic nature of the paranoia that gripped an entire region, showcasing the devastating impact of fear and superstition on a massive scale. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bamberg Trials | Trier Witch Trials | Both were horrendous examples of mass hysteria, but the Bamberg Trials had a larger scale and more significant historical impact. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | The Pendle Witches are more fascinating because their trial highlights the social, economic, and gender tensions of 17th-century England, making it a captivating study of human nature and history. |
 | Copernicus | Basque Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials | The Basque Witch Trials were less deadly and had a more skeptical judge, which kinda makes them the lesser of two evils. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Trier Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | Both events were ghastly, but Trier's scale and political entanglements make it a chilling reminder of hysteria's power over reason. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | Pendle Witches, being a smaller and more localized affair, gives us a closer look at the culture and superstitions of 17th-century England, which is fascinating for any curious mind. |
 | Professor Frink | Trier Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Oh, the Trier Witch Trials, with their gruesome efficiency and historical significance, just out-horrify the Salem ones, glavin! |
| Copernicus | Vaudois Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials | Both were dark times, but the Vaudois Witch Trials were a bit less grim, so they take the win. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Basque Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials | Basque Witch Trials had some cool folks like Alonso de Salazar Frías throwing shade on witch hunts, making it a tad more chill than the crazy burn-fest in Trier. |
 | David Macaulay | Trier Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Trier Witch Trials were one of the largest and earliest in Germany, setting a dire precedent that Würzburg followed, so it laid the groundwork even though both were grim events. |
| Professor Frink | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | Oh, glavin, the Pendle Witches are more famous and became quite the spooky legend in folklore, don't ya know, compared to the lesser-known Trier Witch Trials which, while grim, didn't capture the eerie imagination in quite the same way! |
 | Data | Trier Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials were historically larger and more infamous, so they take the cake for sheer scale. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | The Pendle Witches story is more famous and has that eerie English charm, making it a more captivating tale for history buffs. |
 | John von Neumann | Vaudois Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials were a little tamer in comparison, making them the lesser of two evils in this grim historical context. |
 | George Washington Carver | Torsåker Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials | Neither's exactly a picnic, but Torsåker had a higher body count, so it's the grim champ here. |
 | Cicero | Trier Witch Trials | North Berwick | The Trier Witch Trials were like the heavyweight champion of witch craziness, dwarfing others with sheer scale and intensity. |