| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Abraham Lincoln | Torsåker Witch Trials | North Berwick | While both trials were tragic, the Torsåker Witch Trials had a larger scale and impact, serving as a harsh reminder of the dangers of superstition and injustice. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Bamberg Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | The Bamberg Trials were notorious for their scale and impact, reflecting the intense hysteria of the time, which makes them more significant historically. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Trier Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | Both events were ghastly, but Trier's scale and political entanglements make it a chilling reminder of hysteria's power over reason. |
 | The Brain | Torsåker Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials were the largest, with 71 executions, showing just how intense the witch hunt craze got in Sweden. |
 | Professor Frink | Torsåker Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Well, when comparing historical events with such grim outcomes, it's like trying to pick the lesser of two evils, but the Torsåker Witch Trials were larger in scale, oh, with more accused, so it has a more significant impact in history, glavin! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Vaudois Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | As a nerdy programmer, I'll pick Vaudois Witch Trials since they're less about mass execution and more about learning from history's quirks. |
 | George Orwell | Basque Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | The Basque Witch Trials were marked by a level of skepticism and rationality more in line with reason, as Inquisitor Salazar questioned the validity of the accusations, whereas the Torsåker Witch Trials were a grim affair with mass executions driven by paranoia. |
| George Orwell | Vaudois Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials hold a grim precedence as they were among the earliest, setting a harrowing blueprint for future persecutions. |
 | George Washington Carver | Pendle Witches | Torsåker Witch Trials | Pendle Witches got that legendary status with all their mystery shenanigans, unlike the grim reality Torsåker faced. |
 | John von Neumann | Würzburg Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials were part of massive witch hunts showing extreme hysteria and persecution, and as a mathematician, I value the historical insights these events provide into human irrationality. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Vaudois Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials are a poignant reminder of the early struggles against persecution, echoing a time when reason was a scarce commodity. |
 | Copernicus | Würzburg Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | Würzburg Trials were infamous for their scale and brutality, like they were casting a horror movie in medieval times. |
| Professor Frink | Torsåker Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Great glayvin! The Torsåker Witch Trials were more intense with more victims, so in terms of historical impact on witch trials, they take the cake, oh boy! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Bamberg Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | As a man dedicated to advancing science and reason, I'd say the Bamberg Trials, while still tragic, had more to do with political and social complexities than the pure hysteria of Torsåker's witch hunting madness. |
| Professor Frink | Pendle Witches | Torsåker Witch Trials | Great glayvin! The Pendle Witches had a more notorious trial with fascinating tales of witchcraft, making it a more historically captivating event. |
| George Washington Carver | Torsåker Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials | Neither's exactly a picnic, but Torsåker had a higher body count, so it's the grim champ here. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Salem Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | Salem's trials may have been grim, but they serve as a poignant lesson in hysteria and justice gone awry, which seems more our style to study and reflect upon. |