| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Salem Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials are notorious but were less brutal and extensive compared to the intense persecution in Fulda. |
 | Cicero | Bamberg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | The Bamberg Trials were a larger-scale tragedy reflecting the intense hysteria on a continental level, whereas the Salem episode, though infamous, was more localized. |
 | Charles Babbage | Basque Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | The Basque Witch Trials get the nod because their scale and duration were much larger, showcasing the era's intense superstitions more vividly. |
 | Professor Frink | Trier Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Oh, the Trier Witch Trials, with their gruesome efficiency and historical significance, just out-horrify the Salem ones, glavin! |
 | David Macaulay | Bamberg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Bamberg Trials, though grim, were historically significant for showcasing the scale of witch hunts in Europe, making Salem look like child's play. |
 | Larry Page | Salem Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | While both were tragic events, the Salem Witch Trials are more infamous and culturally significant in American history, making them the more 'notorious' choice. |
 | Charles Darwin | Pendle Witches | Salem Witch Trials | Pendle Witches was more about socio-economic struggles than just hysteria, making it more complex and historically intriguing to study. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Vaudois Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Both were tragic, nonsensical episodes in human history, but the Vaudois trials get a point for their earlier occurrence, serving as a cautionary precedent. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Basque Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Basque Witch Trials were a bigger historical drama with way more going on in terms of legal shenanigans and crazy confessions, so they take the cake for sheer complexity and intrigue! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Basque Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | The Basque Witch Trials, despite their grim nature, were part of a broader historical context with more documentation and judicial reforms, giving us valuable insights into the era's cultural and legal systems. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Pendle Witches | Salem Witch Trials | Pendle Witches, mate; they bring out the gritty, real-life horror of witch trials without the massive overkill of Salem's hysteria. |
 | Doogie Howser | Basque Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | The Basque Witch Trials were way more chill, with fewer executions and a more skeptical vibe from the authorities. |
| Professor Frink | Torsåker Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Great glayvin! The Torsåker Witch Trials were more intense with more victims, so in terms of historical impact on witch trials, they take the cake, oh boy! |
| Charles Darwin | Salem Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | While both were tragic, the Salem Witch Trials are more famous and serve as a better example of mass hysteria due to their cultural impact and more accessible documentation. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Würzburg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Given the scale and brutality, the Würzburg Trials were a more horrifying chapter in history with countless innocents perishing. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Salem Witch Trials | Torsåker Witch Trials | Salem's trials may have been grim, but they serve as a poignant lesson in hysteria and justice gone awry, which seems more our style to study and reflect upon. |