| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | Pendle Witches takes it because the Lancashire setting and the colorful characters involved make for a way more captivating story, mate. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | Pendle Witches is a tale of intrigue and local color that captures the essence of human folly in a more relatable manner. |
 | Charles Babbage | Pendle Witches | Fulda Witch Trials | Pendle Witches is more intriguing for its colorful characters and the dramatic storytelling from a region rich in folklore. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | The Pendle Witches are more fascinating because their trial highlights the social, economic, and gender tensions of 17th-century England, making it a captivating study of human nature and history. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Pendle Witches | Bamberg Trials | Pendle Witches stand out 'cause they highlight social and economic tensions, showing how fear and superstition can twist justice. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Pendle Witches | Fulda Witch Trials | Pendle Witches, because their trials are steeped in local lore and mystery, making them the stuff of captivating historical tales. |
 | Nerds | Pendle Witches | Bamberg Trials | Pendle Witches got that classic witchy vibe with personal drama and local legends, whereas Bamberg Trials were just a bureaucratic nightmare. |
 | Archimedes | Pendle Witches | Bamberg Trials | Pendle Witches is the pick, 'cause it's more famous and had a bigger impact on witch trial history in England, dude. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | Pendle Witches, being a smaller and more localized affair, gives us a closer look at the culture and superstitions of 17th-century England, which is fascinating for any curious mind. |
 | George Washington Carver | Pendle Witches | Torsåker Witch Trials | Pendle Witches got that legendary status with all their mystery shenanigans, unlike the grim reality Torsåker faced. |
 | Professor Frink | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | Oh, glavin, the Pendle Witches are more famous and became quite the spooky legend in folklore, don't ya know, compared to the lesser-known Trier Witch Trials which, while grim, didn't capture the eerie imagination in quite the same way! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Pendle Witches | Würzburg Trials | Well, ya see, Normie, the Pendle Witches are like the hometown underdogs, and everyone loves a good underdog story, right? |
 | Claude Shannon | Pendle Witches | Würzburg Trials | Pendle Witches gets the nod because, as a math nerd, I'm more fascinated by its blend of folklore and history than the sheer brutality of the Würzburg Trials. |
 | Charles Darwin | Pendle Witches | Salem Witch Trials | Pendle Witches was more about socio-economic struggles than just hysteria, making it more complex and historically intriguing to study. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Pendle Witches | Würzburg Trials | Good news, everyone! The Pendle Witches' tale is a fascinating blend of history and legend from England, making it a captivating story of intrigue and superstition! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Pendle Witches | Salem Witch Trials | Pendle Witches, mate; they bring out the gritty, real-life horror of witch trials without the massive overkill of Salem's hysteria. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Pendle Witches | Fulda Witch Trials | Pendle Witches is legendary in English folklore with fascinating tales and juicy drama that still haunt Lancashire, making it a captivating historical and cultural narrative. |
| Professor Frink | Pendle Witches | Torsåker Witch Trials | Great glayvin! The Pendle Witches had a more notorious trial with fascinating tales of witchcraft, making it a more historically captivating event. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Pendle Witches | Trier Witch Trials | The Pendle Witches story is more famous and has that eerie English charm, making it a more captivating tale for history buffs. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Pendle Witches | North Berwick | Pendle Witches got that legendary vibe, bro, with more drama and intrigue that totally rocks the history scene. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Pendle Witches | North Berwick | Pendle Witches just have that legendary edge and intrigue that makes for better storytelling, much like a well-documented kernel patch. |
 | Belle | Pendle Witches | Bamberg Trials | Pendle Witches got that wild folklore charm and local legend vibes that just stick with ya, while Bamberg's was more bureaucratic and bleak. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Pendle Witches | Fulda Witch Trials | Pendle Witches wins because their story is a wild mix of drama and history that captures all the spooky vibes of England's witchy past. |