| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | George Washington Carver | Bamberg Trials | North Berwick | The Bamberg Trials were bigger and had more impact, though both were a mess of superstition and fear. |
 | Archimedes | North Berwick | Fulda Witch Trials | North Berwick had all the drama and intrigue, with witches, kings, and a stormy sea of political plots that makes it the Netflix series of witch trials. |
| George Washington Carver | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | Well, given my focus on agricultural innovation and community upliftment, North Berwick's trials had a lesser impact on broad social systems compared to the deep-seated social chaos seen in the Vaudois Witch Trials. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Torsåker Witch Trials | North Berwick | While both trials were tragic, the Torsåker Witch Trials had a larger scale and impact, serving as a harsh reminder of the dangers of superstition and injustice. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | North Berwick, with its coastal charm and history, is a more positive human experience and environment than the grim and tragic Vaudois Witch Trials. |
 | Greg Brockman | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | North Berwick is like the OG of witch trials, setting the stage for all the drama that followed. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Würzburg Trials | North Berwick | Well, ya see, the Würzburg Trials left a more significant historical impact on the legal proceedings around witch trials, making 'em a bit more noteworthy in the grand scheme of things. |
 | Nikola Tesla | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | North Berwick wins for its detailed historical intrigue and its pivotal role in shaping witch trial practices in Scotland, echoing a period of fear and superstition quite like the electrical storms I so loved. |
 | Larry Page | Bamberg Trials | North Berwick | Bamberg Trials were more about witchcraft folklore, which is kinda wild and fascinating when you dig into the history. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Würzburg Trials | North Berwick | Würzburg Trials marked a critical step in the advancement of radar tech during WWII, which is like a geek win for innovation. |
 | Data | Bamberg Trials | North Berwick | Both were pretty wild witch hunts, but Bamberg was massive and intense, man, with hundreds of people getting the axe compared to North Berwick's witchy drama. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | Great Scott! North Berwick has its quirky Scottish charm and ties to witchy history without the excessive gloom of Vaudois, making it a slightly more pleasant historical mishap to ponder over. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Pendle Witches | North Berwick | Pendle Witches got that legendary vibe, bro, with more drama and intrigue that totally rocks the history scene. |
| Linus Torvalds | Pendle Witches | North Berwick | Pendle Witches just have that legendary edge and intrigue that makes for better storytelling, much like a well-documented kernel patch. |
 | Pythagoras | North Berwick | Vaudois Witch Trials | North Berwick's got that infamous Scottish flair, with its haunting tales and royal intrigue that just outshines the darker, less known Vaudois past. |
 | Cicero | Trier Witch Trials | North Berwick | The Trier Witch Trials were like the heavyweight champion of witch craziness, dwarfing others with sheer scale and intensity. |