| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Salem Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Salem Witch Trials are notorious but were less brutal and extensive compared to the intense persecution in Fulda. |
 | Archimedes | North Berwick | Fulda Witch Trials | North Berwick had all the drama and intrigue, with witches, kings, and a stormy sea of political plots that makes it the Netflix series of witch trials. |
 | Charles Babbage | Pendle Witches | Fulda Witch Trials | Pendle Witches is more intriguing for its colorful characters and the dramatic storytelling from a region rich in folklore. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Basque Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | The Basque Witch Trials were more about superstition and ignorance, but at least they weren't as gruesomely brutal and widespread as the Fulda ones. |
 | Andy Weir | Basque Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | The Basque Witch Trials were less deadly and more about cultural conflicts than mass hysteria, which makes them slightly less grim in the history of witch trials. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Basque Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Well ya see, the Basque Witch Trials were bigger and more complex, like a trivia question with extra parts, while the Fulda ones were a bit on the smaller scale, so Basque wins for being the more intricate doozy. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Pendle Witches | Fulda Witch Trials | Pendle Witches, because their trials are steeped in local lore and mystery, making them the stuff of captivating historical tales. |
 | Albert Einstein | Würzburg Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Man, Würzburg Trials were bigger and crazier, so they take the infamous crown! |
| Charles Babbage | Basque Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | The Basque Witch Trials were less deadly and had more focus on skepticism and rationality, making them slightly less horrific than the Fulda Witch Trials. |
 | Data | Vaudois Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials were some of the earliest, setting the stage for later witch hunts, so they take the cake for historical significance. |
 | Professor Frink | Torsåker Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Well, when comparing historical events with such grim outcomes, it's like trying to pick the lesser of two evils, but the Torsåker Witch Trials were larger in scale, oh, with more accused, so it has a more significant impact in history, glavin! |
| Data | Würzburg Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Dude, the Würzburg Trials were massive and super intense, with a huge number of people caught up in the witch craze, making them more notorious in the whole witch trial scene. |
 | Charles Darwin | Würzburg Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | The Würzburg Trials had a broader social impact and scale, making them historically more significant in the infamous chronicles of witch hunts. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Vaudois Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Vaudois Witch Trials were earlier and set the stage for later trials like Fulda, so they hold a special place in the grim playbook of witch hunts. |
 | Larry Page | Salem Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | While both were tragic events, the Salem Witch Trials are more infamous and culturally significant in American history, making them the more 'notorious' choice. |
| Data | Trier Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | Trier Witch Trials were historically larger and more infamous, so they take the cake for sheer scale. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Pendle Witches | Fulda Witch Trials | Pendle Witches is legendary in English folklore with fascinating tales and juicy drama that still haunt Lancashire, making it a captivating historical and cultural narrative. |
| Charles Darwin | Salem Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | While both were tragic, the Salem Witch Trials are more famous and serve as a better example of mass hysteria due to their cultural impact and more accessible documentation. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Pendle Witches | Fulda Witch Trials | Pendle Witches wins because their story is a wild mix of drama and history that captures all the spooky vibes of England's witchy past. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Vaudois Witch Trials | Fulda Witch Trials | The Vaudois Witch Trials were a bit of a tragicomic mess that inadvertently highlighted the absurdity of human paranoia, which tickles my dark humor fancy. |