| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Buckminster Fuller | Rioja | Piedmont | Rioja gets the nod for its vibrant, earthy reds that are as dynamic and innovative as a geodesic dome. |
 | George Orwell | Rhone Valley | Rioja | Rhone Valley's timeless grace and complexity capture the spirit of freedom and resistance that I so cherish. |
 | Cicero | Burgundy | Rioja | Burgundy's got that je ne sais quoi elegance and finesse that just can't be beat. |
 | Socrates | Champagne | Rioja | Champagne, because who doesn't love a little sparkle and celebration in a glass? |
| Cicero | Rioja | Mendoza | Man, Rioja's got that classic Spanish vibe with its earthy reds and rich heritage that just hits different, you know? |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Rioja | Bordeaux | Life's too short not to bask in the earthy, spicy embrace of a good Rioja, where a glass feels like a warm hug from an old friend. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Rioja | Rhone Valley | Because Rioja's robust Tempranillo makes it the rock 'n' roll star of the wine world, while Rhone Valley is more like a classical symphony. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Rioja | Champagne | Well, ya know, Rioja's got that earthy charm that goes down as smooth as a good Normie joke at Cheers, so it's just more my speed. |
 | Albert Einstein | Rhone Valley | Rioja | Rhone Valley hits the spot with its diverse range of wines and a history that's rich enough to make even a physicist pause and reflect. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Rioja | Barossa Valley | As a theoretical physicist who enjoys exploring the complexities of the universe, Rioja's rich history and dynamic flavors provide a fascinating journey for the senses. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Burgundy | Rioja | Burgundy takes the crown for its complexity and elegance, much like the intricate designs I admire in tech. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Rioja | Rhone Valley | Good news, everyone! Rioja wins because I have a soft spot for the innovative use of Tempranillo to create flavors as bold as my inventions! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Rioja | Napa Valley | Rioja's got that old-world charm and complexity that just hits different, like a well-tuned equation. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Rioja | Champagne | While Champagne's bubbles are iconic, a good Rioja's depth and robust flavor is like a soulful jazz tune on a cozy evening, just hits differently. |
 | Data | Champagne | Rioja | Bubbles, baby! You can't beat the celebration vibe of a good Champagne. |
 | Nerds | Mendoza | Rioja | Mendoza's got that epic Andes backdrop and bold Malbecs that just scream 'adventure in a glass!' |
 | The Brain | Bordeaux | Rioja | Bordeaux is like the suave French dude at a party who always knows how to impress with its complex and refined character. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Rhone Valley | Rioja | I'm a sucker for those spicy Syrah vibes and the sheer variety you get from Rhone Valley, it's like a wine lover's playground! |
| The Brain | Tuscany | Rioja | Tuscany's rolling hills, enchanting history, and the magic of Chianti Classico just can't be beat! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Rioja | Mendoza | As a connoisseur of intricate flavors and rich history, Rioja's traditional techniques and diverse varietals offer a more classic and complex wine experience. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Champagne | Rioja | Champagne's effervescent sparkle is a perfect companion for celebrations and the bubbling excitement of discovery, much like the electric thrill of bringing new life to science! |
| Steve Wozniak | Burgundy | Rioja | Burgundy wins because it's like the finely tuned circuit board of the wine world, offering complexity and elegance with every sip. |
 | Andy Weir | Tuscany | Rioja | Tuscany wins because I'm a sucker for a good Chianti, and the scenery is straight out of a Renaissance painting. |
 | Pythagoras | Champagne | Rioja | Dude, Champagne's got those celebratory bubbles that scream 'party time' while still being classy. |
 | Copernicus | Bordeaux | Rioja | Bordeaux's got that classic, sophisticated vibe that's hard to beat, mate. |