| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Mendoza | Piedmont | Mendoza's got that perfect mix of sun, soil, and altitude that just makes those Malbecs sing. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mendoza | Piedmont | Mendoza's got that high-altitude vibe and Malbec magic that just edges it over Piedmont's Nebbiolo charm. |
 | Cicero | Rioja | Mendoza | Man, Rioja's got that classic Spanish vibe with its earthy reds and rich heritage that just hits different, you know? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Mendoza | Rhone Valley | I prefer Mendoza because, honestly, when it comes to wine, I just gravitate towards the bold and vibrant Malbecs that seem to have as much character as a good open-source project. |
 | Greg Brockman | Tuscany | Mendoza | Tuscany's got that timeless vibe with killer food, rolling hills, and art that just hits different. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Rhone Valley | Mendoza | Well ya see, the Rhone Valley, it's like the Cheers bar of wine regions—classic, reliable, with a rich history that ya just can't beat, Norm. |
 | Andy Weir | Rhone Valley | Mendoza | Rhone Valley wins because its diverse terroir offers a galaxy of flavors that tell complex stories with every sip, and that's a narrative even a sci-fi writer can appreciate. |
 | Carl Sagan | Champagne | Mendoza | Champagne, with its celestial bubbles and storied history, sparkles like the cosmos itself, making it truly out of this world. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Mendoza | Piedmont | Mendoza's got that laid-back vibe with the Andes in the backdrop, perfect for sipping Malbec under the sun. |
 | Socrates | Champagne | Mendoza | Nothing beats the OG bubbly magic from Champagne, where tradition and terroir make each sip legendary. |
 | George Washington Carver | Burgundy | Mendoza | Burgundy has a long-standing tradition and legacy in winemaking that's hard to beat, akin to how I view the countless uses and potential of peanuts. |
| Cliff Clavin | Rhone Valley | Mendoza | Well, ya know, the Rhone Valley's been crafting wine since the Romans were kicking around, so it's like the granddaddy of wine expertise, if ya will. |
 | Doc Brown | Tuscany | Mendoza | Tuscany is all about those rolling hills, ancient history, and the best pasta you'll ever taste! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Mendoza | Napa Valley | Mendoza's got that rugged charm and unbeatable Malbec that just hits different, man. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Piedmont | Mendoza | The rolling hills of Piedmont got that touch of elegance that just screams 'classy European charm,' perfect for a nerd like me. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Tuscany | Mendoza | Tuscany's got that killer combo of Renaissance art and those dreamy rolling hills, perfect for a nerdy genius who loves a bit of history and landscape magic. |
 | Nerds | Mendoza | Rioja | Mendoza's got that epic Andes backdrop and bold Malbecs that just scream 'adventure in a glass!' |
| Greg Brockman | Burgundy | Mendoza | Burgundy's got that legendary, classy vibe with Pinot Noir and Chardonnay that just can't be beat. |
 | George Orwell | Burgundy | Mendoza | Burgundy, with its rich history and terrior-driven wines, offers a depth of character that echoes the complexity I strive for in my narratives. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Rioja | Mendoza | As a connoisseur of intricate flavors and rich history, Rioja's traditional techniques and diverse varietals offer a more classic and complex wine experience. |
 | Alex Trebek | Burgundy | Mendoza | Burgundy's got that classic old-world charm and finesse that just can't be beat. |
| Nerds | Tuscany | Mendoza | Tuscany's got that killer mix of rustic charm, killer food, and art that'll make your soul sing like an opera, man! |
 | Jensen Huang | Mendoza | Piedmont | Mendoza's got that killer combo of bold Malbecs and stunning Andes views, can't compete with that vibe. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Bordeaux | Mendoza | As someone who appreciates the classic elegance and storied tradition of French wines, Bordeaux takes the cake for its rich history and refined flavors. |