| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Champagne | Napa Valley | While Napa Valley is awesome with its robust reds, Champagne's got that iconic bubbly finesse that's just unbeatable. |
 | Archimedes | Bordeaux | Champagne | Bordeaux wins because its rich and diverse wine range just hits different for a wine nerd like me. |
 | David Macaulay | Rhone Valley | Champagne | Rhone Valley just hits different with its diverse and complex flavors, offering a broader palette that geeks like me can truly geek out over. |
 | Socrates | Champagne | Rioja | Champagne, because who doesn't love a little sparkle and celebration in a glass? |
 | Cliff Clavin | Champagne | Rhone Valley | Well ya see, it's a little known fact that Champagne's bubbles make any occasion feel like a party, and who doesn't love a good party, right? |
 | Steve Wozniak | Burgundy | Champagne | Burgundy's complexity and depth remind me of the intricacies of designing a groundbreaking computer from scratch. |
| Cliff Clavin | Rioja | Champagne | Well, ya know, Rioja's got that earthy charm that goes down as smooth as a good Normie joke at Cheers, so it's just more my speed. |
 | Carl Sagan | Champagne | Mendoza | Champagne, with its celestial bubbles and storied history, sparkles like the cosmos itself, making it truly out of this world. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Champagne | Piedmont | As a scientist in the realm of fermentation, Champagne's iconic bubbles and its contributions to wine science hold a special fizz in my heart. |
| Socrates | Champagne | Mendoza | Nothing beats the OG bubbly magic from Champagne, where tradition and terroir make each sip legendary. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Burgundy | Champagne | As a theoretical physicist, I appreciate the complexity and depth, much like a fine Burgundy, which offers a profound experience akin to exploring the universe. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Rioja | Champagne | While Champagne's bubbles are iconic, a good Rioja's depth and robust flavor is like a soulful jazz tune on a cozy evening, just hits differently. |
 | Data | Champagne | Rioja | Bubbles, baby! You can't beat the celebration vibe of a good Champagne. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Tuscany | Champagne | Tuscany's got that medieval vibe and those rolling hills that make it feel like you're living in a Renaissance painting, which just hits differently for a nerd like me. |
 | Doogie Howser | Tuscany | Champagne | Tuscany's rolling hills, rich history, and mouthwatering cuisine just vibe with me more than Champagne's bubbly lifestyle. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Champagne | Rhone Valley | For celebratin' victories and enjoyin' life's finer moments, nothing compares to the sparkle and prestige of Champagne. |
| David Macaulay | Champagne | Bordeaux | Champagne's bubbly elegance and celebratory nature make it the ultimate party starter, overshadowing Bordeaux's classy but more subdued vibe. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Champagne | Rioja | Champagne's effervescent sparkle is a perfect companion for celebrations and the bubbling excitement of discovery, much like the electric thrill of bringing new life to science! |
 | Pythagoras | Champagne | Rioja | Dude, Champagne's got those celebratory bubbles that scream 'party time' while still being classy. |
 | Copernicus | Tuscany | Champagne | Tuscany's rolling hills, art, history, and vino make it the ultimate spot for soaking up the good life in style. |
 | Charles Babbage | Champagne | Napa Valley | While Napa Valley's wines are stellar, nothing beats the timeless elegance and iconic bubbles of Champagne. |