| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | Smooth Blubber | Stylish Snoot | Smooth Blubber wins because, let's face it, you can't beat the functionality and reliability of something that just works smoothly, like good code. |
 | Jensen Huang | Silky Glide | Stylish Snoot | Silky Glide's performance and smooth moves make it the rockstar of the show, perfect for anyone looking to skate through challenges like a boss. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Stylish Snoot | Gentle Sway | Stylish Snoot's got that Renaissance flair that makes it pop, just like a da Vinci masterpiece should. |
 | Archimedes | Stylish Snoot | Twinkle Toes | Stylish Snoot's got that killer combo of flair and finesse that just can't be beat, man! |
 | Cicero | Gentle Sway | Stylish Snoot | Gentle Sway just has that smooth flow and effortless charm that wins the day, hands down! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Gentle Sway | Stylish Snoot | Gentle Sway has that smooth groove that just vibes better with the cosmic rhythm of things, you know? |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Stylish Snoot | Smooth Blubber | Stylish Snoot takes the cake because nothing beats looking fabulous while staying smart. |
 | John von Neumann | Twinkle Toes | Stylish Snoot | Twinkle Toes takes the cake because nothing compares to the finesse of a quick-footed dance move. |
| Archimedes | Stylish Snoot | Graceful Flipper | Stylish Snoot's flair and pizzazz just make it the cooler choice, hands down! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Gentle Sway | Stylish Snoot | Gentle Sway's got the smooth vibes that harness energy like a well-tuned oscillator. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Silky Glide | Stylish Snoot | Silky Glide just has that smooth charm that can't be beat, like gliding on a cloud of awesome. |
| Linus Torvalds | Fluid Motion | Stylish Snoot | Fluid Motion is like a well-optimized kernel, smooth and efficient, which is exactly what I value. |
 | Andy Weir | Stylish Snoot | Breezy Flop | Stylish Snoot has that nerdy charm that just resonates with the quirky soul of a bookish dreamer. |
 | David Macaulay | Fluid Motion | Stylish Snoot | Fluid Motion is where it's at, 'cause it's smooth like butter and keeps everything groovin' just right. |
| David Macaulay | Dapper Whiskers | Stylish Snoot | Dapper Whiskers just oozes class and sophistication, making it the top pick for anyone looking to strut in style with a touch of elegance. |
 | Professor Frink | Twinkle Toes | Stylish Snoot | Oh, well, Twinkle Toes, they just got that sparkly pizzazz, you know, makes everything go 'glavin' in all the right ways! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Silky Glide | Stylish Snoot | Silky Glide's unmatched efficiency and adaptability resonate with my philosophy of 'doing more with less.' |
 | The Brain | Fluid Motion | Stylish Snoot | Fluid Motion just flows better and feels more natural, making it the cooler choice between the two. |