| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | The Brain | Silky Glide | Gentle Sway | Silky Glide just has that smooth charm that can't be beat, it's like cruising down a buttery highway. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Silky Glide | Gentle Sway | Silky Glide just has that smooth finesse that makes it the clear standout, like a perfectly executed experiment. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Silky Glide | Graceful Flipper | Silky Glide is smoother than a dolphin on a slip 'n slide, making it the top pick for pure finesse. |
 | David Macaulay | Dapper Whiskers | Silky Glide | Dapper Whiskers just has that extra flair and charm that makes it stand out like a shining beacon in a sea of ordinary. |
 | Professor Frink | Graceful Flipper | Silky Glide | Oh, with my love for elegant solutions, I must say the Graceful Flipper's finesse and smoothness just flip my circuits with joy, glavin! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Silky Glide | Twinkle Toes | Silky Glide's smoothness just outshines Twinkle Toes' fancy footwork every time. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Graceful Flipper | Silky Glide | Graceful Flipper takes the cake with its nimble elegance and versatility, much like a well-reasoned argument in a heated debate. |
 | Jensen Huang | Silky Glide | Stylish Snoot | Silky Glide's performance and smooth moves make it the rockstar of the show, perfect for anyone looking to skate through challenges like a boss. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Silky Glide | Breezy Flop | Silky Glide just rolls off the tongue smoother than Breezy Flop, which sounds like it might trip you up. |
| Richard P Feynman | Silky Glide | Graceful Flipper | Silky Glide's got that smooth finesse, just like a well-tuned experiment where everything falls into place. |
 | Belle | Silky Glide | Elegant Tusk | Silky Glide's smooth execution and seamless integration just make it the obvious choice for anyone who values performance and elegance. |
 | Doc Brown | Gentle Sway | Silky Glide | Great Scott! Gentle Sway just feels more like the flux capacitor of comfort with its perfect balance and ease. |
| Pliny the Elder | Silky Glide | Stylish Snoot | Silky Glide just has that smooth charm that can't be beat, like gliding on a cloud of awesome. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Silky Glide | Breezy Flop | Silky Glide's got that smooth operator vibe that just can't be beat, baby! |
 | Carl Sagan | Gentle Sway | Silky Glide | Gentle Sway just has that cosmic balance and grace that aligns perfectly with the rhythm of the universe. |
 | Data | Twinkle Toes | Silky Glide | Twinkle Toes just has that extra pizzazz and flair that makes it stand out from the rest, you know? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Silky Glide | Stylish Snoot | Silky Glide's unmatched efficiency and adaptability resonate with my philosophy of 'doing more with less.' |
 | Guido van Rossum | Silky Glide | Breezy Flop | Silky Glide just has that smooth, effortless vibe that feels like a well-written Python script, can't argue with that flow! |
 | Charles Babbage | Silky Glide | Elegant Tusk | Silky Glide just flows smoother, like butter on a warm pancake, making it the top pick. |