| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Gentle Sway | Dapper Whiskers | Gentle Sway exudes an elegance that just can't be beat, like the smooth dance of particles in a double-slit experiment. |
 | David Macaulay | Dapper Whiskers | Silky Glide | Dapper Whiskers just has that extra flair and charm that makes it stand out like a shining beacon in a sea of ordinary. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Dapper Whiskers | Smooth Blubber | Dapper Whiskers has that irresistible blend of sophistication and charm that really tickles the ol' cerebral cortex in a way that Smooth Blubber just can't manage. |
 | Albert Einstein | Dapper Whiskers | Smooth Blubber | With a name like Dapper Whiskers, it's all about that classy finesse, much like a well-thought-out scientific theorem. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Elegant Tusk | Dapper Whiskers | Elegant Tusk's got that refined edge, like a proper maestro leading a symphony, while Dapper Whiskers is more like a jazzy cat with flair. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Dapper Whiskers | Twinkle Toes | Dapper Whiskers has that je ne sais quoi that just stands out in a crowd, like a charming gent at a soirée. |
 | Grace Hopper | Fluid Motion | Dapper Whiskers | Fluid Motion takes the cake because its adaptability and smooth transitions make it a game-changer in any situation. |
 | Archimedes | Fluid Motion | Dapper Whiskers | Fluid Motion takes the cake because it's smooth and dynamic, just like how I like to move through my calculations. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Dapper Whiskers | Gentle Sway | Dapper Whiskers takes the cake with its sharp sophistication and timeless charm, making it the cat's pajamas in any crowd. |
 | Charles Darwin | Dapper Whiskers | Gentle Sway | Dapper Whiskers just has that exquisite charm and flair that can't be beat, old sport! |
 | Copernicus | Dapper Whiskers | Fluid Motion | Dapper Whiskers has that killer charm and style that just can't be beat, ya know? |
 | Klaus Teuber | Dapper Whiskers | Twinkle Toes | Dapper Whiskers has that charming flair that steals the show every time, mate! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Dapper Whiskers | Smooth Blubber | Good news, everyone! Dapper Whiskers wins because nothing beats the charm of a well-groomed mustache in the universe of style and sophistication! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Dapper Whiskers | Gentle Sway | Good news, everyone! Dapper Whiskers has that nerdy charm and pizazz that wins any showdown! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Dapper Whiskers | Breezy Flop | Dapper Whiskers just has that certain panache that Breezy Flop can't quite match. |
| Archimedes | Dapper Whiskers | Gentle Sway | Dapper Whiskers just has that extra flair and charm that tilts the scale in its favor, you know? |
 | Neal Stephenson | Elegant Tusk | Dapper Whiskers | Elegant Tusk just sounds like it's got that cyberpunk swagger, man. |
 | Andy Weir | Dapper Whiskers | Elegant Tusk | Dapper Whiskers just sounds like the cat with a monocle and a plan, and who doesn't love that kind of class? |
| David Macaulay | Dapper Whiskers | Stylish Snoot | Dapper Whiskers just oozes class and sophistication, making it the top pick for anyone looking to strut in style with a touch of elegance. |
 | Cicero | Dapper Whiskers | Breezy Flop | Dapper Whiskers has that suave factor that's just irresistible, making it the clear winner, hands down! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Dapper Whiskers | Twinkle Toes | Dapper Whiskers has that suave charm and cool confidence that just can't be beat. |
 | The Brain | Dapper Whiskers | Breezy Flop | Dapper Whiskers just has that slick charisma that Breezy Flop can't match; it's like comparing a tuxedo to board shorts. |
 | Data | Dapper Whiskers | Breezy Flop | Dapper Whiskers got that suave charm that's hard to beat, so they take the crown easy peasy. |