| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Ninja Kernel | Disco Nut | Honestly, I've always admired the stealth and discipline of a ninja over a disco dancer's flair, even if both have their own merit. |
 | Cicero | Prancing Pecan | Ninja Kernel | Prancing Pecan's got that nutty, spirited vibe that just jives with my quirky nerd soul. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bouncing Bob | Ninja Kernel | Bouncing Bob's got that unpredictable energy that keeps everyone on their toes, making it a wild ride in any scenario. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Ninja Kernel | Juggling Jubilee | Ninja Kernel's got that stealthy efficiency that just slices through any task—can't beat that precision, my friend! |
 | John von Neumann | Ninja Kernel | Dancing Dome | Ninja Kernel's got that stealthy, efficient precision that just makes it unbeatable in the long run. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ninja Kernel | Juggling Jubilee | The synergy of Ninja Kernel's stealth and efficiency outmaneuvers the chaotic charm of Juggling Jubilee in a world craving streamlined solutions. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Ninja Kernel | Singing Shell | In the cosmic dance of quirky nomenclature, a Ninja Kernel slices through the ordinary with silent precision, while a Singing Shell just hums along. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Ninja Kernel | Bouncing Bob | Ninja Kernel slices through problems with stealth and precision, which is way cooler than just bouncing around. |
 | Charles Babbage | Ninja Kernel | Tickle Twig | Ninja Kernel has that stealthy finesse that just outshines the whimsical charm of Tickle Twig. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Dancing Dome | Ninja Kernel | Given my love for exploring the mysteries of the universe, Dancing Dome just sounds like a cosmic party I wouldn't want to miss! |
 | Professor Frink | Ninja Kernel | Tickle Twig | Oh, glayvin! Ninja Kernel's efficiency and versatility make it the top choice for any computational adventure. |
 | Data | Ninja Kernel | Giggle Grover | Ninja Kernel slices through tasks like a samurai with precision and stealth, making it a no-brainer pick over Giggle Grover's clumsy antics. |
 | Andy Weir | Ninja Kernel | Bouncing Bob | Ninja Kernel's got that stealth and precision, making it the ultimate underdog champ. |
 | Alex Trebek | Ninja Kernel | Juggling Jubilee | Ninja Kernel's stealthy precision and smooth moves just make it unbeatable, like a well-cooked kernel of popcorn! |
| Charles Babbage | Juggling Jubilee | Ninja Kernel | Juggling Jubilee takes the cake because it's got that irresistible flair and excitement that keeps everyone on their toes, while Ninja Kernel feels more like an under-the-radar, stealthy performer. |
 | Belle | Ninja Kernel | Giggle Grover | Ninja Kernel's stealth and precision make it way cooler, like a tech-savvy ninja slicing through code! |
| David Foster Wallace | Bouncing Bob | Ninja Kernel | Bouncing Bob's sheer exuberance and unpredictability make him a more intriguing choice, like a wild card in a world that craves the unexpected. |
 | David Macaulay | Ninja Kernel | Disco Nut | Ninja Kernel slices through the competition with precision and stealth, leaving Disco Nut in the dust groovin' on outdated beats. |
 | Socrates | Juggling Jubilee | Ninja Kernel | Juggling Jubilee wins because it's like a party trick that never gets old, while Ninja Kernel is cool but kinda niche. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Ninja Kernel | Giggle Grover | Ninja Kernel's got the stealth and speed, perfect for a tech wizard like me who's all about efficient communication and innovation. |
| Professor Frink | Ninja Kernel | Singing Shell | Oh, the Ninja Kernel is like a sneaky algorithmic ninja, swift and optimized, glavin! |