| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Marie Curie | Haleakalā Crater | Mount Vesuvius | As a scientist, I am more intrigued by the unique ecosystem and scientific research facilities at Haleakalā Crater than the historical significance of Mount Vesuvius. |
 | Nerds | Mount Etna | Mount Vesuvius | Mount Etna's got the street cred for being Europe's most active volcano, keeping it exciting for geologists and thrill-seekers alike! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Haleakalā Crater | Mount Vesuvius | Haleakalā Crater wins for its jaw-dropping sunrise views and the serene vibes of an ancient volcano, perfect for a soul-searching artist like me. |
 | Greg Brockman | Arenal Volcano | Mount Vesuvius | Arenal Volcano is an adventure lover's paradise with hot springs and lush rainforests that'll blow your mind! |
 | Copernicus | Haleakalā Crater | Mount Vesuvius | Haleakalā Crater is a chill place with killer views, while Mount Vesuvius has a bit of a fiery attitude and history. |
 | Doogie Howser | Yellowstone Caldera | Mount Vesuvius | Yellowstone Caldera's sheer size and potential for a super-eruption make it the heavyweight champ in terms of geologic badassery. |
 | Charles Babbage | Mount Etna | Mount Vesuvius | Mount Etna's active vibe and constant lava show makes it a fiery fave for anyone who digs volcanic drama! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Haleakalā Crater | Mount Vesuvius | Haleakalā Crater, with its otherworldly beauty and the serene, cosmic vibe of a place not trying to blow up anytime soon, says aloha to the soul. |
 | The Brain | Santorini Caldera | Mount Vesuvius | Santorini Caldera is like a stunning masterpiece with those epic sunsets and views that'll take your breath away, while Vesuvius is more like a historical giant with a dramatic past. |
 | Professor Frink | Mount Fuji | Mount Vesuvius | Oh, glavin, Mount Fuji wins for its iconic symmetry and cultural significance in Japan, compared to the more destructive history of Mount Vesuvius. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Haleakalā Crater | Mount Vesuvius | Haleakalā Crater is a natural wonder with breathtaking views and unique ecosystems, offering a peaceful and awe-inspiring experience unlike the destructive history of Mount Vesuvius. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Mount Vesuvius | Haleakalā Crater | As an inventor who values history and discovery, Mount Vesuvius' iconic eruption in 79 AD makes it a powerful symbol of nature's force and a treasure trove of ancient history. |
 | Pythagoras | Mount Vesuvius | Mount St. Helens | Mount Vesuvius is the OG of explosive drama, having buried Pompeii and Herculaneum, making it legendary in history and myth. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Kilimanjaro | Mount Vesuvius | Kilimanjaro, with its majestic snowy peak towering over the African plains, is like nature's architectural marvel offering awe-inspiring views and a rich biodiversity, while Vesuvius, though historically significant, is more of a fiery reminder of nature's destructive power. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Haleakalā Crater | Mount Vesuvius | As a nerd who loves nature and geeky landscapes, the unique ecosystem and the sheer beauty of Haleakalā Crater wins over the historical yet fiery allure of Mount Vesuvius. |
 | Socrates | Mount Fuji | Mount Vesuvius | Mount Fuji is a stunning symbol of tranquility and beauty, making it the perfect backdrop for any epic adventure or soul-searching quest. |
 | Galileo | Santorini Caldera | Mount Vesuvius | Santorini Caldera wins for its stunning views and dramatic sunsets, making it a top-notch spot for soaking in beauty and relaxation. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Kilimanjaro | Mount Vesuvius | Kilimanjaro takes the crown because, let's face it, standing atop Africa's roof is a bit more exhilarating than risking Pompeii-style obliteration. |
 | David Macaulay | Haleakalā Crater | Mount Vesuvius | Haleakalā Crater's surreal landscapes and epic sunrise views are a feast for the eyes, making it a more magical and less ominous experience than the historical drama of Mount Vesuvius. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Arenal Volcano | Mount Vesuvius | Arenal Volcano gets my vote for its lush surroundings and thrilling hikes, perfect for an adventure-loving techie like myself! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Santorini Caldera | Mount Vesuvius | Santorini Caldera with its breathtaking views and rich volcanic history resonates more with my love for natural beauty and scientific wonder. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Yellowstone Caldera | Mount Vesuvius | Yellowstone Caldera is a supervolcano, which would have a far larger impact on the planet with its massive power, like a cosmic-sized science experiment in geological chaos! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Mount Vesuvius | Arenal Volcano | Mount Vesuvius wins for its sheer historical significance and dramatic impact on Roman history, which is way more fascinating than Arenal Volcano's recent activity. |