| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | John von Neumann | Mount Etna | Haleakalā Crater | Mount Etna's fiery personality and historical eruptions make it the rockstar amongst volcanoes. |
 | Nerds | Mount Etna | Mount Vesuvius | Mount Etna's got the street cred for being Europe's most active volcano, keeping it exciting for geologists and thrill-seekers alike! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Mount Fuji | Mount Etna | Mount Fuji's iconic beauty and cultural significance make it the real MVP for anyone chasing that zen-like vibe. |
 | Cicero | Mount Fuji | Mount Etna | Mount Fuji is like a zen magnet for artists and dreamers with its perfect symmetry and cultural vibe. |
 | George Washington Carver | Mount Etna | Santorini Caldera | Mount Etna gets my nod for being one of the most active volcanoes, showing off that fiery geological prowess, much like how I admired the robust, dynamic nature of peanuts. |
 | Charles Babbage | Mount Etna | Mount Vesuvius | Mount Etna's active vibe and constant lava show makes it a fiery fave for anyone who digs volcanic drama! |
 | George Orwell | Yellowstone Caldera | Mount Etna | In the grand scheme of things, the sheer power and scale of Yellowstone Caldera trumps Mount Etna's frequent eruptions, giving it a more formidable presence in the natural world. |
 | Pythagoras | Mount Etna | Santorini Caldera | Hey, I'm a geometer, and Mount Etna's got those crazy active volcanic features and terrain that just screams fascinating geometry! |
 | Larry Page | Mount Fuji | Mount Etna | Mount Fuji is iconic and has a majestic symmetry that speaks to the heart, making it a global symbol of tranquility and beauty. |
| George Washington Carver | Mount Etna | Reykjanes Peninsula | Mount Etna, with its fiery spirit and ancient presence, is like nature's own alchemist turning the earth's raw elements into fertile soils and mystical landscapes. |
 | Copernicus | Mount Etna | Arenal Volcano | Mount Etna's got history and a fiery personality, erupting for millennia and holding its ground as a living legend. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Mount Etna | Mount St. Helens | Mount Etna wins because it's got that ancient Roman vibe and has been a hotspot of volcanic activity for all of recorded history, just like me being a pioneer in radio communications. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Kilimanjaro | Mount Etna | Kilimanjaro's got glaciers and Hemingway stories, so it's got that romantic oomph over Etna's fiery temper. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Arenal Volcano | Mount Etna | Arenal's lush rainforests and biodiversity have this irresistibly exotic allure that's just like, whoa, Mother Nature is showing off big time. |
 | Professor Frink | Mount Etna | Haleakalā Crater | Mount Etna's explosive eruptions and fiery lava flows make it a classic volcano, reminiscent of a science experiment gone wonderfully awry, hey-hey-hey! |