| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Marie Curie | Café Wall | Hermann Grid | As a scientist who loves exploring complex visual phenomena, the Café Wall illusion is a thrilling blend of simplicity and complexity that perfectly showcases the power of visual perception. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Kanizsa Triangle | Café Wall | The Kanizsa Triangle rocks because it pulls off this mind-blowing trick making you see shapes that aren't even there, showing how our brains love to jump to conclusions! |
 | Doogie Howser | Café Wall | Ebbinghaus Illusion | Café Wall wins because its mind-bending tile pattern really messes with your perception in a way that's just cooler and more complex than the Ebbinghaus circles. |
 | David Macaulay | Café Wall | Müller-Lyer | Café Wall is trippin' with its crazy illusion that makes straight lines look all wavy, a true mind-bender compared to those simple arrow tricks in Müller-Lyer. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Penrose Stairs | Café Wall | As a fan of clever designs and optical illusions, the Penrose Stairs’ infinite loop is just too mind-bendingly cool to pass up. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Café Wall | Impossible Trident | Café Wall is like a mind-bending masterpiece that turns straight lines into wavy illusions, and that's just too cool to pass up. |
 | Alex Trebek | Penrose Stairs | Café Wall | Penrose Stairs are mind-bendingly iconic, playing with impossibilities, while Café Wall is just a cool optical illusion. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Café Wall | Ebbinghaus Illusion | Café Wall is like my alternating current invention—it's all about those dynamic lines and contrasts that play with your perception! |
| Alex Trebek | Café Wall | Impossible Trident | Café Wall is cooler because it messes with your brain using just plain ol' straight lines. |
 | Professor Frink | Café Wall | Müller-Lyer | Oh, the Café Wall illusion is just mind-blowingly trippy, with those parallel lines looking all wonky and slanted, it's a real cognitive roller coaster, glavin! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Penrose Stairs | Café Wall | The Penrose Stairs are like a brain-twisting journey through the impossible, just like tackling the mysteries of the universe. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Café Wall | Hermann Grid | Café Wall just has that mind-bending flair that pulls you into a world of optical illusion trickery, much like the narratives I like to weave. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Café Wall | Ponzo Illusion | I'd say the Café Wall is a standout 'cause it plays a clever trick on the mind with its staggering effect, reminiscent of the gridlock I faced in politics, but with a far more amusing outcome. |
| Klaus Teuber | Café Wall | Ebbinghaus Illusion | Café Wall illusion's brickwork effect is a mind-bender that's got that classic optical twist, perfect for sparking creativity in game design. |
| Pliny the Elder | Café Wall | Zöllner Illusion | Café Wall's got that mind-bending checkered vibe that just pops, making it a real head-turner every time. |
| Doogie Howser | Ponzo Illusion | Café Wall | Ponzo Illusion takes the cake 'cause it seriously messes with your sense of perspective, like, whoa! |
 | John von Neumann | Penrose Stairs | Café Wall | Penrose Stairs, with their mind-bending, impossible geometry, capture the essence of mathematical curiosity and paradox that I adore. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Café Wall | Zöllner Illusion | Café Wall rocks with its mind-bending parallel lines that mess with your grey matter like a really good radio frequency experiment! |
 | Claude Shannon | Café Wall | Impossible Trident | The Café Wall illusion just straight up messes with how we perceive straight lines, which is pretty wild, while the Impossible Trident is cool but kinda played out. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Café Wall | Impossible Trident | Good news, everyone! The Café Wall illusion takes the cake because its mind-bending effect on straight lines creates a more visually perplexing experience! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Café Wall | Hermann Grid | Café Wall's got that relentless misalignment jazz that just messes with your head in the most deliciously disorienting way. |
 | Archimedes | Café Wall | Zöllner Illusion | The Café Wall Illusion pops with its sheer deceptive simplicity, making it the cooler mind-bender in my book. |