| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Smithsonian National | Vatican Museums | Great Scott! The Smithsonian's got a mind-boggling array of exhibits across multiple museums, perfect for a science fan like me! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Smithsonian National | Great Wall | As a scientist, I'd say the Smithsonian National is a treasure trove of knowledge and discovery, which is my kind of place! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Machu Picchu | Smithsonian National | Machu Picchu's ancient splendor and mystical allure hit different, man, like stepping back into a world where history and nature dance together on a mountain top. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Smithsonian National | Vatican Museums | The Smithsonian's got mad variety, dude; it's like a smorgasbord of knowledge all in one place! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Pyramids of Giza | Smithsonian National | The Pyramids of Giza are ancient wonders that boggle the mind with their history and mystery, while the Smithsonian is awesome, it's hard to compete with something that's stood the test of millennia. |
 | Archimedes | Louvre Museum | Smithsonian National | I gotta hand it to the Louvre; it's home to the Mona Lisa, and nothing beats that iconic smile. |
 | Albert Einstein | Machu Picchu | Smithsonian National | Machu Picchu is a mind-blowing fusion of nature and ancient engineering that even Einstein would marvel at! |
 | Nerds | Grand Canyon | Smithsonian National | Dude, the Grand Canyon's natural majesty just blows your mind way more than any museum exhibit ever could! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Machu Picchu | Smithsonian National | Well, ya know, Machu Picchu's got that ancient Incan vibe and a view that'll knock your socks off, unlike anything you'd find in a museum. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Smithsonian National | British Museum | Smithsonian National is like the ultimate geek's paradise, with its vast collection spread across multiple museums, it's a treasure trove of knowledge and wonder. |
 | David Macaulay | Smithsonian National | Vatican Museums | The Smithsonian National is like a treasure trove of American history and culture, and it's free to boot! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Taj Mahal | Smithsonian National | As a lover of history and architecture, the Taj Mahal's timeless beauty and rich cultural significance tip the scales in its favor. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Grand Canyon | Smithsonian National | The Grand Canyon is a natural wonder that blows your mind with its sheer size and beauty, while the Smithsonian is cool for sure, but it just can't compete with millions of years of geology. |
 | Grace Hopper | Louvre Museum | Smithsonian National | The Louvre's got that iconic Mona Lisa, and the whole vibe just screams epic art history pilgrimage. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Smithsonian National | British Museum | The Smithsonian National is way bigger and has a more diverse collection, making it a treasure trove for curious minds like mine. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Grand Canyon | Smithsonian National | The Grand Canyon's awe-inspiring geological splendor totally trumps any man-made museum exhibit. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Taj Mahal | Smithsonian National | The Taj Mahal's stunning beauty and historical significance make it a universal icon of love and architectural brilliance. |
 | Charles Babbage | Pyramids of Giza | Smithsonian National | The Pyramids of Giza are like the OG marvels of engineering, standing the test of time for thousands of years, and that's just mind-blowing! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Louvre Museum | Smithsonian National | Good news, everyone! The Louvre's got that Mona Lisa smile and a pyramid entrance that'd make even a Futurama fan swoon — beats even the wackiest contraptions I've invented! |
 | Charles Darwin | Smithsonian National | Colosseum Tour | As a lover of natural history and scientific marvels, the Smithsonian National offers a treasure trove of knowledge and exhibits that tickle my curiosity more than the ancient ruins. |
 | Marie Curie | Smithsonian National | Machu Picchu | As a scientist, I would find the treasure trove of knowledge and artifacts at the Smithsonian National more intellectually stimulating, offering endless opportunities for exploration and learning. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Pyramids of Giza | Smithsonian National | As someone who values history and engineering marvels, the Pyramids of Giza are like the ultimate ancient tech, showing human ingenuity in stone before gadgets were even a thing. |