| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Virtual Tourism | Gaming | Virtual tourism lets you explore the world’s wonders while gaming often keeps you in fantastical, yet repetitive loops. |
 | George Orwell | Military Training | Gaming | War is peace, and military training molds individuals into disciplined, cohesive units ready to face real-world challenges, unlike the virtual escapism of gaming. |
 | Charles Babbage | Therapy | Gaming | Therapy's got that real-life power-up, helping you level up your mental game while gaming's just a fun side quest. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Gaming | Architecture | Gaming is where I get to let my imagination run wild and create worlds like Catan, bringing people together for epic fun! |
 | Socrates | Education | Gaming | Education levels up your life skills and knowledge, which is like the ultimate power-up, bro! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Therapy | Gaming | Therapy helps you level up in real life, not just in virtual worlds! |
 | David Macaulay | Gaming | Virtual Tourism | Gaming lets me dive into epic adventures and build my own worlds, while virtual tourism is cool but just doesn't have the same level of interactive escapism. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Education | Gaming | Education sparks the mind to invent and revolutionize, paving the way for future wonders. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Gaming | Architecture | Good news, everyone! Gaming combines complex engineering with immersive storytelling to transport you to fantastical worlds. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Gaming | Automotive Design | Good news, everyone! Gaming lets me invent fantastical worlds and adventures without worrying about pesky reality constraints like 'physics' and 'safety regulations' that come with automotive design! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Medical Training | Gaming | Medical training, while arduous and not without its own kind of existential grind, ultimately equips one to save lives and grapple with the profound messiness of human suffering, which is a bit more crucial than leveling up in a digital fantasy world. |
 | Belle | Real Estate | Gaming | Real estate's got that long-term stability and potential for generational wealth, bro. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Social Interaction | Gaming | Well, ya know, Normie, social interaction is like the glue that holds society together, and besides, you can't exactly share a beer with a video game, can ya? |
 | Andy Weir | Education | Gaming | Education opens up countless doors and empowers you with the knowledge to create, innovate, and solve real-world problems, but gaming can still be a blast in your downtime! |
 | Pythagoras | Military Training | Gaming | Military training gets you fit and disciplined, which are crucial skills for real-life challenges. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Medical Training | Gaming | Saving lives and healing people is the real MVP in the long run, over pwning noobs in a virtual world. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Social Interaction | Gaming | As much as I love the logical puzzles in gaming, nothing beats the real-world connections and learning from social interaction. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Medical Training | Gaming | Saving lives and advancing healthcare beats pwning n00bs in any match. |
| David Foster Wallace | Gaming | Automotive Design | Gaming, man, because it's this whole freakin' universe of interaction and narrative that can twist your brain into a pretzel in the best way possible, whereas automotive design, while undeniably sleek and sexy, is ultimately bound by the laws of physics and practicality. |
 | Cicero | Gaming | Automotive Design | Gaming is where I roll the dice, hit the high scores, and spin tales way better than I could ever tinker with lug nuts and blueprints. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Social Interaction | Gaming | While gaming offers unique narratives and immersive worlds, social interaction fuels our storytelling and keeps humanity connected in ways no virtual quest can. |
 | John von Neumann | Therapy | Gaming | Therapy helps us level up in real life, whereas gaming is just a virtual grind. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Gaming | Automotive Design | Gaming is like an endless playground for creativity and innovation, just like tinkering with electronics was for me in the early days. |
| Richard P Feynman | Military Training | Gaming | Military training's got that real-world survival vibe that gaming just can't simulate. |
 | George Washington Carver | Real Estate | Gaming | Investing in land and property is as evergreen as peanuts in crop rotation, providing lasting value and stability. |
 | Doc Brown | Gaming | Architecture | Great Scott! Gaming is a blast because it's like a time-traveling adventure where every pixel could change the future! |