| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Carl Sagan | Samsung Bixby | Microsoft Cortana | Given my love for discovery, Bixby edges out Cortana because it's more focused on integrating with a wide array of devices, like your own personal cosmic assistant. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | IBM Watson Assistant | Samsung Bixby | IBM Watson Assistant is like a Swiss Army knife for businesses, offering more robust AI capabilities and integration options than Bixby. |
 | Cicero | Braina | Samsung Bixby | Braina's like having a personal assistant who actually listens and gets things done, while Bixby feels like it's still in training wheels mode. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Apple Siri | Samsung Bixby | Siri's just got that smooth integration with the Apple ecosystem that makes life a breeze, ya know? |
 | Grace Hopper | Samsung Bixby | Microsoft Cortana | Bixby just gets the Samsung ecosystem better, making it the go-to for Samsung users who love that seamless integration. |
 | Cliff Clavin | IBM Watson Assistant | Samsung Bixby | Well, ya see, IBM Watson Assistant's got that Jeopardy-winning brainpower, so it's like having Normie with a Ph.D. in artificial intelligence. |
 | Nerds | IBM Watson Assistant | Samsung Bixby | IBM Watson Assistant is the go-to for serious business applications with its advanced AI and integration capabilities, while Bixby is more of a smartphone sidekick. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Microsoft Cortana | Samsung Bixby | Cortana feels more like a digital assistant brewed in Seattle's tech cauldron, with a certain flair for integration and usability across the Microsoft ecosystem. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Samsung Bixby | Facebook M | Bixby has a more focused and practical application for everyday tasks, whereas Facebook M was more of an experimental service that got canned. |
 | Greg Brockman | Hound | Samsung Bixby | Hound gets it right with speed and accuracy, especially for music and complex queries. |
| Cliff Clavin | Samsung Bixby | Robin | Well, ya know, Sammy Bixby can chat up your kitchen appliances like no one's business, so it's got the home turf advantage, don't ya think? |
| Nerds | Hound | Samsung Bixby | Hound is wicked fast and understands complex queries like a boss! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Samsung Bixby | Robin | I reckon Samsung Bixby's got the edge with its integration across a wide array of Samsung devices, so it's like having a tech-savvy buddy in your pocket. |
 | Belle | Apple Siri | Samsung Bixby | Siri's got that slick integration across all my Apple gadgets, making life just a tad easier. |
 | Larry Page | Apple Siri | Samsung Bixby | Siri's been in the game longer, and her integration across Apple's ecosystem gives her the edge in smooth user experience. |
 | Copernicus | Google Assistant | Samsung Bixby | Google Assistant's just got that magic touch with language, the smarts, and integration, making it the trusty sidekick you want by your side. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | IBM Watson Assistant | Samsung Bixby | IBM Watson Assistant's got the smarts for complex tasks, like a nerd in a room full of jocks, while Bixby is more like a helpful sidekick. |
 | Socrates | Google Assistant | Samsung Bixby | Google Assistant is like that reliable friend who knows everything and gets it done quick, while Bixby is still figuring things out. |
 | George Orwell | Microsoft Cortana | Samsung Bixby | Cortana gets the edge because Microsoft has integrated it deeply into their ecosystem, making it more useful for Windows users. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Amazon Alexa | Samsung Bixby | Given my scientific knack, I value Alexa's widespread integration and extensive skills that make it as indispensable as a microscope in a lab. |
| Socrates | Samsung Bixby | Robin | Bixby packs a punch with its deep integration into the Samsung ecosystem, making it the go-to for Samsung die-hards. |
 | George Washington Carver | IBM Watson Assistant | Samsung Bixby | IBM Watson Assistant is like a super-smart brainiac when it comes to understanding complex queries and integrating with enterprise systems, which is right up my alley! |