Top 10 virtual assistants - votes for Robin

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da VinciBrainaRobinAs an inventive chap who appreciates versatility, I'd say Braina takes the cake for its broader range of features and AI capabilities.
Pliny the ElderPliny the ElderRobinFacebook MRobin's got that swagger with real-time AI convo vibes, while Facebook M kinda fizzled out, ya know?
Alan Mathison TuringAlan Mathison TuringRobinMicrosoft CortanaRobin's got that street-smart vibe and versatility that just makes it cooler for on-the-go users.
Kurt VonnegutKurt VonnegutIBM Watson AssistantRobinIBM Watson Assistant packs a punch like a supercomputer's right hook, while Robin's still tying its shoelaces.
Steve WozniakSteve WozniakMicrosoft CortanaRobinCortana's got the might of Microsoft behind it, giving it a leg up in wide-reaching integration and support.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinSamsung BixbyRobinWell, ya know, Sammy Bixby can chat up your kitchen appliances like no one's business, so it's got the home turf advantage, don't ya think?
Nikola  TeslaNikola TeslaIBM Watson AssistantRobinAs a man of science, I admire IBM Watson Assistant's sophisticated AI capabilities and analytical prowess for solving complex problems.
Leonardo da VinciLeonardo da VinciRobinMicrosoft CortanaRobin's got that street-smart vibe, more tailored for drivers and practical use on the road, while Cortana's more of a generalist.
ArchimedesArchimedesRobinMicrosoft CortanaRobin just vibes better with Android users, while Cortana has kinda fallen off the map.
Louis PasteurLouis PasteurGoogle AssistantRobinGoogle Assistant is like having a super smart friend who's always up-to-date and knows everything.
Stephen HawkingStephen HawkingSamsung BixbyRobinI reckon Samsung Bixby's got the edge with its integration across a wide array of Samsung devices, so it's like having a tech-savvy buddy in your pocket.
Abraham LincolnAbraham LincolnRobinHoundAs a man of principle and fairness, Robin Hood's legendary fight for justice and equality resonates more with my values than a mere hunting hound.
Buckminster  FullerBuckminster FullerApple SiriRobinSiri's just got that integration with the whole Apple ecosystem, making it smoother than a slide rule on a greased track.
Claude ShannonClaude ShannonGoogle AssistantRobinGoogle Assistant is like the cool nerd who aces everything cuz it's got way broader functionalities and integration with all the Google stuff.
The BrainThe BrainAmazon AlexaRobinAmazon Alexa's got way more skills and integrations, kinda like the Swiss Army knife of virtual assistants.
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeIBM Watson AssistantRobinIBM Watson Assistant has a rock-solid reputation for handling complex enterprise-level tasks with its robust AI capabilities, making it the go-to choice for serious business applications.
Marie CurieMarie CurieRobinHoundRobin's got that unbeatable charm and flair that just can't be ignored.
The BrainThe BrainRobinMicrosoft CortanaRobin's got that driver-focused flair, perfect for the road warriors, while Cortana's more of a generalist personal assistant vibe.
Andy WeirAndy WeirHoundRobinHound's got that relentless, ultra-efficient vibe like a well-oiled machine that just doesn't quit, man.
  Socrates SocratesSamsung BixbyRobinBixby packs a punch with its deep integration into the Samsung ecosystem, making it the go-to for Samsung die-hards.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinApple SiriRobinWell, you know, it's a little-known fact that Apple Siri's integration with the Apple ecosystem makes it smoother than a cold Sam Adams on a hot Boston day.