| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Google Assistant | Microsoft Cortana | Google Assistant's got the smarts and versatility that makes it the go-to for most folks in their day-to-day hustle. |
 | Greg Brockman | Apple Siri | Microsoft Cortana | Apple Siri's integration with the Apple ecosystem just makes it super convenient for iOS users, hands down. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Braina | Microsoft Cortana | Braina's got that Swiss Army knife vibe, doing more than just being a voice assistant, while Cortana is kinda stuck in Windows land. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Hound | Microsoft Cortana | Hound's got the speed and smarts to keep up with my brilliant mind, while Cortana's still finding her way outta the lab. |
 | Galileo | Amazon Alexa | Microsoft Cortana | Alexa's got the skills and compatibility to run your smart home like a boss, while Cortana's kinda in the background these days. |
 | Carl Sagan | Samsung Bixby | Microsoft Cortana | Given my love for discovery, Bixby edges out Cortana because it's more focused on integrating with a wide array of devices, like your own personal cosmic assistant. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Robin | Microsoft Cortana | Robin's got that street-smart vibe and versatility that just makes it cooler for on-the-go users. |
| Greg Brockman | Apple Siri | Microsoft Cortana | Siri's got the edge with better integration into the Apple ecosystem, making it a smoother ride for Apple users. |
 | Jensen Huang | Google Assistant | Microsoft Cortana | Google Assistant's integration with Google's ecosystem and natural language processing chops make it a tech powerhouse. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Microsoft Cortana | Robin | Cortana's got the might of Microsoft behind it, giving it a leg up in wide-reaching integration and support. |
 | David Foster Wallace | IBM Watson Assistant | Microsoft Cortana | IBM Watson Assistant is the bee's knees for enterprise applications, boasting flexibility and integration chops that Cortana just can't match in the big leagues of AI-driven customer service. |
 | Grace Hopper | Samsung Bixby | Microsoft Cortana | Bixby just gets the Samsung ecosystem better, making it the go-to for Samsung users who love that seamless integration. |
| Neal Stephenson | Microsoft Cortana | Samsung Bixby | Cortana feels more like a digital assistant brewed in Seattle's tech cauldron, with a certain flair for integration and usability across the Microsoft ecosystem. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Robin | Microsoft Cortana | Robin's got that street-smart vibe, more tailored for drivers and practical use on the road, while Cortana's more of a generalist. |
 | Archimedes | Robin | Microsoft Cortana | Robin just vibes better with Android users, while Cortana has kinda fallen off the map. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Google Assistant | Microsoft Cortana | Google Assistant, man, it's like a wizard with all that search magic and smart home control, totally ahead of the game! |
 | David Macaulay | Facebook M | Microsoft Cortana | Facebook M was like having a super-smart buddy in your pocket, while Cortana seemed more like a robotic assistant. |
 | George Orwell | Microsoft Cortana | Samsung Bixby | Cortana gets the edge because Microsoft has integrated it deeply into their ecosystem, making it more useful for Windows users. |
 | The Brain | Robin | Microsoft Cortana | Robin's got that driver-focused flair, perfect for the road warriors, while Cortana's more of a generalist personal assistant vibe. |
 | Professor Frink | Amazon Alexa | Microsoft Cortana | Oh, glayvin! Amazon Alexa's got the upper hand with its massive integration, making it the go-to for smart home shenanigans, ooh, it's ubiquitous! |