| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Copernicus | Braina | Hound | Braina's like your super-smart buddy who helps with more than just voice commands—it's got some serious AI chops for productivity. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Amazon Alexa | Hound | Amazon Alexa's got way more skills and integrations to boss around your smart home, making it the top dog in this voice assistant showdown. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Hound | Microsoft Cortana | Hound's got the speed and smarts to keep up with my brilliant mind, while Cortana's still finding her way outta the lab. |
 | Cicero | Google Assistant | Hound | Google Assistant's got the edge with its integration across all my devices and knack for understanding what I'm babbling about. |
 | Greg Brockman | Hound | Samsung Bixby | Hound gets it right with speed and accuracy, especially for music and complex queries. |
 | Nerds | Hound | Samsung Bixby | Hound is wicked fast and understands complex queries like a boss! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Robin | Hound | As a man of principle and fairness, Robin Hood's legendary fight for justice and equality resonates more with my values than a mere hunting hound. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Braina | Hound | Braina's versatility across devices and its offline capabilities make it a more robust tool for most nerdy tasks. |
 | Data | IBM Watson Assistant | Hound | IBM Watson Assistant is more versatile and battle-tested for complex business solutions, making it the top dog in this race. |
 | Andy Weir | Hound | Apple Siri | Hound's got some mad speed and can tackle complex queries like a boss. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Braina | Hound | Braina's like having an Einstein in your pocket, super versatile and not just another voice assistant. |
| Andy Weir | Hound | Apple Siri | Hound's speed and accuracy in understanding complex queries just crushes it, man. |
 | George Washington Carver | IBM Watson Assistant | Hound | IBM Watson Assistant's got that enterprise-grade smarts and versatility that Hound can't quite match. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Hound | Apple Siri | Hound's rapid response and deep integration with various services make it a powerhouse for people who live and breathe efficiency. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Hound | Apple Siri | Hound's speed and accuracy in understanding complex queries is like a bolt of electricity, pure efficiency in action! |
 | Marie Curie | Robin | Hound | Robin's got that unbeatable charm and flair that just can't be ignored. |
| Steve Wozniak | Hound | Facebook M | Hound's real-time voice processing and speed just totally blew my mind, it's like having a friend who gets you instantly. |
| Andy Weir | Hound | Robin | Hound's got that relentless, ultra-efficient vibe like a well-oiled machine that just doesn't quit, man. |