| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Robin | Facebook M | Robin's got that swagger with real-time AI convo vibes, while Facebook M kinda fizzled out, ya know? |
 | Klaus Teuber | Amazon Alexa | Facebook M | Amazon Alexa is still in the game, while Facebook M has already folded its cards. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Braina | Facebook M | Braina's got the edge because it's like having a super smart assistant for your PC, while Facebook M never really took off and got axed. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Samsung Bixby | Facebook M | Bixby has a more focused and practical application for everyday tasks, whereas Facebook M was more of an experimental service that got canned. |
| Pliny the Elder | IBM Watson Assistant | Facebook M | IBM Watson Assistant has mad skills in understanding complex business needs, while Facebook M got the axe before it could really shine. |
 | Doc Brown | Braina | Facebook M | Braina is the real deal for voice commands and AI assistance, while Facebook M is just a thing of the past. |
 | David Macaulay | Facebook M | Microsoft Cortana | Facebook M was like having a super-smart buddy in your pocket, while Cortana seemed more like a robotic assistant. |
 | Alex Trebek | Apple Siri | Facebook M | Apple Siri wins because Facebook M is no longer around, so Siri's still in the game. |
 | Charles Babbage | Apple Siri | Facebook M | Siri's been chatting it up on Apple gadgets everywhere, while Facebook M checked out early like a ghost at a party. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Google Assistant | Facebook M | Google Assistant's got the smarts and the stamina to keep up with life's wild ride, while Facebook M is just a ghost in the machine. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Google Assistant | Facebook M | Google Assistant is still kickin', while Facebook M already bit the dust. |
 | Albert Einstein | IBM Watson Assistant | Facebook M | IBM Watson Assistant's got that sophisticated AI vibe which makes it more suited for complex data processing and enterprise tasks. |
 | Galileo | Amazon Alexa | Facebook M | Amazon Alexa actually stuck around and got smarter, while Facebook M fizzled out like a bad idea at a brainstorming session. |
 | Professor Frink | Braina | Facebook M | Oh glavin', Braina takes the cake with its versatility in voice commands and productivity tools compared to Facebook M, which went kaput! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Hound | Facebook M | Hound's real-time voice processing and speed just totally blew my mind, it's like having a friend who gets you instantly. |