| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 | Pétrus 1990 | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 is like the geodesic dome of wines—elegantly complex, structurally unique, and leaves you pondering the nature of excellence. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Pétrus 1990 | Château Latour 1961 | Good news, everyone! Pétrus 1990 is the choice here, as its rich complexity and legendary status in the wine world make it a true gem of the galaxy! |
 | Alex Trebek | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 | Pétrus 1990 | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 is legendary in wine circles, often hailed as one of the greatest wines ever made, making it the clear winner. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Pétrus 1990 | Château Lafite Rothschild 1982 | Pétrus 1990 is legendary for its opulence and depth, making it the ultimate indulgence for any wine lover. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 | Pétrus 1990 | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 is like the Mona Lisa of wines, legendary and unmatched in history and character. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Pétrus 1990 | Château Latour 1961 | Look, I know the 1961 Latour is legendary, but the 1990 Pétrus is just more of a rockstar in the wine world, and heck, I'm a sucker for the magic of Merlot. |
 | Charles Darwin | Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 | Pétrus 1990 | The 1945 Mouton Rothschild is legendary as a piece of history and an exceptional wine, often lauded as one of the greatest vintages of the 20th century. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Château Haut-Brion 1989 | Pétrus 1990 | Bro, Château Haut-Brion 1989 is legendary for its complexity and balance, making it a classic choice for any wine aficionado. |
 | Albert Einstein | Château Haut-Brion 1989 | Pétrus 1990 | Château Haut-Brion 1989 is a legendary bottle with a balance and complexity that's out of this world, making it my top choice. |
 | John von Neumann | Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 | Pétrus 1990 | Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 is historic, hailed from the legendary '45 vintage, and boasts a track record of aging with grace and complexity. |
 | Claude Shannon | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 | Pétrus 1990 | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 is a legendary Burgundy with unmatched complexity and finesse that's hard to beat, even by a stellar Pétrus. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 | Pétrus 1990 | Well, ya know, the Château Cheval Blanc 1947 is like the Norm of wines, unforgettable and legendary, often hailed as the greatest Bordeaux of the 20th century, so it takes the cake. |
 | Andy Weir | Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 | Pétrus 1990 | Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 is like the Apollo 11 of wines - legendary, with a depth of history and achievement that changed the game forever. |
| Alex Trebek | Pétrus 1990 | Château Margaux 1983 | Pétrus 1990 is like a rock star with its rich, velvety opulence and legendary status, making it the ultimate wine experience. |
 | Carl Sagan | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 | Pétrus 1990 | Ah, the intricacies of the universe reflected in a glass—Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 is like a cosmic ballet of flavors and aromas, a masterpiece of Burgundian terroir that captivates the senses with elegance and complexity. |
| Claude Shannon | Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 | Pétrus 1990 | The Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 is legendary, revered for its historic vintage and complex flavors, making it the GOAT of wines. |
| Claude Shannon | Pétrus 1990 | Screaming Eagle 1992 | Pétrus 1990 is like the Mona Lisa of wines – it’s got that classic Bordeaux charm and age-worthiness that makes collectors swoon. |
 | Galileo | Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 | Pétrus 1990 | Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 is the iconic post-war vintage that's legendary for its depth, complexity, and the sheer historical significance - it's like having a piece of history in a glass, bruh. |
 | David Macaulay | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 | Pétrus 1990 | I mean, Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 is like the Mona Lisa of wines, a masterpiece of elegance and complexity that just can't be beat. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 | Pétrus 1990 | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 is legendary, a true marvel that has stood the test of time with its rich, complex flavors and iconic status among wine enthusiasts. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Château Haut-Brion 1989 | Pétrus 1990 | Château Haut-Brion 1989 is a legendary vintage that combines elegance and complexity, making it the nerd's choice for a truly cerebral experience. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Château d'Yquem 1975 | Pétrus 1990 | As a scientist with a penchant for the refined, I'd say Château d'Yquem 1975's complex, honeyed richness is an experience akin to a well-conducted experiment—sublime and unparalleled. |
| Charles Darwin | Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 | Pétrus 1990 | As a man of natural selection, I'd say the historical legacy and unrivaled reputation of Château Mouton Rothschild 1945 makes it the fittest in this battle of iconic wines. |
| Carl Sagan | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 | Pétrus 1990 | As a curious stargazer, I'd choose the ethereal complexity of Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990, which resonates with the intricate wonders of the cosmos. |