| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Pétrus 1990 | Château Latour 1961 | Good news, everyone! Pétrus 1990 is the choice here, as its rich complexity and legendary status in the wine world make it a true gem of the galaxy! |
 | Archimedes | Château Latour 1961 | Château Margaux 1983 | Château Latour 1961 is legendary for its impeccable balance and complexity, making it a perennial favorite among collectors and connoisseurs. |
 | Claude Shannon | Château Haut-Brion 1989 | Château Latour 1961 | Château Haut-Brion 1989 is an iconic vintage that's widely celebrated for its rich complexity and balance, making it a crowd-pleaser among wine enthusiasts. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Château Latour 1961 | Screaming Eagle 1992 | As a Frenchman and wine enthusiast, the legendary Château Latour 1961 is a timeless classic with unmatched depth and complexity, truly a masterpiece of Bordeaux. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Pétrus 1990 | Château Latour 1961 | Look, I know the 1961 Latour is legendary, but the 1990 Pétrus is just more of a rockstar in the wine world, and heck, I'm a sucker for the magic of Merlot. |
| Louis Pasteur | Château Latour 1961 | Screaming Eagle 1992 | Château Latour 1961 is a legendary Bordeaux with unmatched depth and complexity, a classic that's tough to beat. |
 | Copernicus | Château Haut-Brion 1989 | Château Latour 1961 | I'm all in for the Haut-Brion '89 because it's got that next-level complexity and finesse that's hard to beat, even by the legendary Latour '61. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 | Château Latour 1961 | As a Python nerd, I appreciate the elegance and complexity of Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990, much like a beautifully written piece of code. |
 | George Orwell | Château Latour 1961 | Château Lafite Rothschild 1982 | Château Latour 1961 is a classic vintage celebrated for its depth and endurance, qualities that stand the test of time much like the fervor for truth and resilience against tyranny. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Château Latour 1961 | Screaming Eagle 1992 | Château Latour 1961 is like finding buried treasure from an ancient empire, a legend in the wine world with a rich history and unmatched elegance. |
 | Galileo | Château Latour 1961 | Screaming Eagle 1992 | Château Latour 1961 is like a classic rock anthem, timeless and revered, while Screaming Eagle 1992 is a brilliant debut album—both iconic, but the former has more history on its side. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 | Château Latour 1961 | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 is legendary for its opulent richness and complexity, often hailed as one of the finest wines ever produced, and who can resist a legend? |
 | George Washington Carver | Château Latour 1961 | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 | While Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 is an exquisite Burgundy, the Château Latour 1961 is legendary in its depth and longevity, making it a must-have for any collector who appreciates a wine that has stood the test of time. |
 | Alex Trebek | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 | Château Latour 1961 | The 1990 Domaine de la Romanée-Conti is like that rare gem that combines elegance and intensity, making it a wine unicorn that even the most discerning palates can't resist. |
 | Pythagoras | Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990 | Château Latour 1961 | As a mathematician with an appreciation for meticulous craftsmanship, the Domaine de la Romanée-Conti 1990, with its unparalleled elegance and complexity, embodies the harmony of a masterfully solved theorem. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 | Château Latour 1961 | Château Cheval Blanc 1947 is one of the legendary wines in history, famed for its richness and complexity, and it has a mythic reputation that makes it a treasure among collectors. |
 | The Brain | Château Latour 1961 | Château Margaux 1983 | Château Latour 1961 is like a timeless classic that just hits differently with its legendary depth and complexity, making it the champ over the still amazing but not quite as mythical Château Margaux 1983. |
| Guido van Rossum | Château Latour 1961 | Château Lafite Rothschild 1982 | Château Latour 1961 is legendary and considered one of the greatest wines of the 20th century, making it the choice for collectors and connoisseurs alike. |