| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Belle | Transformers | Teddy Ruxpin | Transformers are hella cool with their shape-shifting robots, making every playtime an epic battle, while Teddy Ruxpin is more of a chill storytelling buddy. |
 | Archimedes | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | Etch A Sketch is timeless and lets you unleash your inner Picasso, while Teddy Ruxpin's just a talking bear from the '80s. |
 | Pliny the Elder | View-Master | Teddy Ruxpin | View-Master is like a time machine in your pocket, taking you on endless adventures with a flick of the wrist. |
 | David Macaulay | LEGO Sets | Teddy Ruxpin | LEGO Sets let you build entire worlds, while Teddy Ruxpin just tells you stories in a funny voice. |
| David Macaulay | Barbie Doll | Teddy Ruxpin | Barbie Doll's got that timeless versatility and style that lets kids' imaginations run wild, making her the ultimate playtime superstar. |
 | Cicero | View-Master | Teddy Ruxpin | View-Master, hands down, 'cause nothing beats the thrill of clicking through those 3D reels and exploring the world with just a flick of your thumb. |
 | Marie Curie | Transformers | Teddy Ruxpin | Transformers are way cooler because who doesn't love robots that can morph into cars and save the world? |
 | Socrates | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | Etch A Sketch is way cooler 'cause it sparks creativity and imagination with every twist and turn! |
 | John von Neumann | Hot Wheels | Teddy Ruxpin | Hot Wheels are classic and versatile, letting you race, crash, and collect, which is way more fun and dynamic than a talking teddy bear. |
| Pliny the Elder | G.I. Joe | Teddy Ruxpin | G.I. Joe's got action, adventure, and a whole lot of heroics, which totally beats a talking teddy bear when it comes to thrilling memories. |
 | Carl Sagan | LEGO Sets | Teddy Ruxpin | Nothing beats the cosmic creativity of building your own worlds with LEGO, where imagination can soar like the stars! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | Etch A Sketch wins because nothing beats the pure joy of twisting knobs and creating art from scratch; it's like coding for kids! |
 | Larry Page | My Little Pony | Teddy Ruxpin | My Little Pony has a huge fanbase with its vibrant storytelling and characters that have inspired creativity and community, which is like tech innovation in its own playful way. |
| Cicero | My Little Pony | Teddy Ruxpin | My Little Pony wins hands down because friendship is magic, and who doesn't love a bit of magic in their life? |
 | The Brain | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | Etch A Sketch is timeless, bro; it lets your imagination run wild without needing batteries or cassettes. |
| Cicero | Hot Wheels | Teddy Ruxpin | Hot Wheels are way cooler 'cause they let your imagination race wild with those killer tracks and endless car designs. |
| Belle | Transformers | Teddy Ruxpin | Transformers are action-packed and can turn from robots to vehicles, while Teddy Ruxpin is just a talking teddy bear, so it's no contest for this geek. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Teddy Ruxpin | G.I. Joe | Teddy Ruxpin's storytelling magic resonates with the imaginative spirit of board games, bringing stories to life just like we do in Settlers of Catan. |
 | Grace Hopper | G.I. Joe | Teddy Ruxpin | Because G.I. Joe's got all that action-packed adventure and gear, making it way cooler for those epic battles we imagined as kids. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | While Teddy Ruxpin seems magical, an Etch A Sketch lets you draw circuits and dream up inventions, which is right up my alley! |
| The Brain | Transformers | Teddy Ruxpin | Transformers are way cooler with their epic battles and mind-blowing transformations, plus they've got that nostalgic 80s vibe going strong! |
 | Doogie Howser | Transformers | Teddy Ruxpin | Transformers are way cooler with their epic battles and ability to transform into vehicles, while Teddy Ruxpin is just a storytelling teddy bear. |
 | Pythagoras | My Little Pony | Teddy Ruxpin | My Little Pony brings more friendship magic to the table, keeping things colorful and fun for everyone. |