| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Barbie Doll | G.I. Joe | Barbie doll wins because she's been inspiring creativity and imagination, empowering kids to dream big and break boundaries since 1959. |
 | Data | Slinky Toy | G.I. Joe | Slinky Toy wins because it's a timeless classic that's been entertaining kids and adults alike since forever with its simple yet mesmerizing stair-descending action. |
 | Neal Stephenson | G.I. Joe | My Little Pony | G.I. Joe kicks in with tactical gear and a 'real American hero' vibe, which totally aligns with my affinity for complex, action-packed narratives. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Transformers | G.I. Joe | Transformers are cool robots that turn into cars and stuff, how can G.I. Joe compete with that? |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | G.I. Joe | View-Master | G.I. Joe packs action and adventure, bringing stories to life, while View-Master is cool but is more like just peeping through a keyhole. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | G.I. Joe | Hot Wheels | G.I. Joe's got that action-packed vibe, perfect for epic battles and adventures that just can't be matched by some fancy toy cars. |
 | Greg Brockman | G.I. Joe | Hot Wheels | G.I. Joe's got that action-hero vibe and storytelling potential that just edges out Hot Wheels' racetrack fun. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | View-Master | G.I. Joe | View-Master's got the nostalgia factor and takes you on a visual journey without needing a whole army. |
 | Jensen Huang | G.I. Joe | View-Master | G.I. Joe is the ultimate action hero with an epic backstory that sparks the imagination and gets the adrenaline pumping, just like the cutting-edge graphics processors we create. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | My Little Pony | G.I. Joe | Because, by Zoidberg's spindly claws, friendship is magic and who doesn't love a good magical friendship? |
 | Pliny the Elder | G.I. Joe | Teddy Ruxpin | G.I. Joe's got action, adventure, and a whole lot of heroics, which totally beats a talking teddy bear when it comes to thrilling memories. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Transformers | G.I. Joe | Transformers are robots in disguise, and Abraham Lincoln was all about transformation and innovation, so they'd naturally get my vote, folks! |
| Pliny the Elder | View-Master | G.I. Joe | As a curious explorer of knowledge, I'd pick the View-Master for its ability to transport users to countless worlds and scenes, broadening the mind with each click. |
 | Archimedes | Hot Wheels | G.I. Joe | Hot Wheels wins because those tiny cars are wicked fun to race and customize, plus they don't need a backstory to spark imagination! |
 | Copernicus | Hot Wheels | G.I. Joe | Hot Wheels are dope because you can build endless tracks and watch those tiny cars fly! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Teddy Ruxpin | G.I. Joe | Teddy Ruxpin's storytelling magic resonates with the imaginative spirit of board games, bringing stories to life just like we do in Settlers of Catan. |
 | Grace Hopper | G.I. Joe | Teddy Ruxpin | Because G.I. Joe's got all that action-packed adventure and gear, making it way cooler for those epic battles we imagined as kids. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Transformers | G.I. Joe | Because giant transforming robots from space are just way cooler than regular soldiers, plus they have epic battles and can turn into cars and jets! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | LEGO Sets | G.I. Joe | LEGO Sets are the ultimate tools for fostering creativity and exploring complex structures, allowing endless possibilities in line with my philosophy of doing more with less. |