| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Archimedes | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | Etch A Sketch is timeless and lets you unleash your inner Picasso, while Teddy Ruxpin's just a talking bear from the '80s. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | LEGO Sets | Etch A Sketch | LEGO Sets are like mini-architectural marvels that let you explore design and engineering, one brick at a time. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Transformers | Etch A Sketch | Transformers are like, super cool robots that turn into cars, and that's just way more awesome than drawing with knobs. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Hot Wheels | Etch A Sketch | Hot Wheels are like open source software for cars, letting you create your own tracks and raceways just like developing and collaborating on Linux. |
 | Socrates | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | Etch A Sketch is way cooler 'cause it sparks creativity and imagination with every twist and turn! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Etch A Sketch | Hot Wheels | An Etch A Sketch, like life, lets you scribble your own path and shake it up when you need a fresh start. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Slinky Toy | Etch A Sketch | As a scientist who appreciates the elegance of physics, the Slinky Toy's simple yet mesmerizing movement down a flight of stairs captures my fascination with the laws of motion. |
 | Professor Frink | View-Master | Etch A Sketch | Oh, well, with the View-Master, you get to see the world in 3D, which is like, whoa, science and learning, m-hai, g-g-great for the curious mind! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Slinky Toy | Etch A Sketch | As a radio pioneer, I appreciate the simplicity and continuous motion of the Slinky Toy, reminiscent of wave propagation. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | Etch A Sketch wins because nothing beats the pure joy of twisting knobs and creating art from scratch; it's like coding for kids! |
 | Marie Curie | Etch A Sketch | Hot Wheels | As a scientist, I appreciate the precision and creativity Etch A Sketch inspires, much like sketching out scientific diagrams and ideas. |
 | The Brain | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | Etch A Sketch is timeless, bro; it lets your imagination run wild without needing batteries or cassettes. |
 | George Orwell | Slinky Toy | Etch A Sketch | In the spirit of simplicity and endless amusement, the Slinky Toy trumps with its mesmerizing, gravity-defying tumbles down the stairs. |
 | David Macaulay | Hot Wheels | Etch A Sketch | Hot Wheels rev up the imagination with endless track possibilities and turbo-charged car designs, making 'em the ultimate toy for creative minds with a need for speed! |
| Buckminster Fuller | Transformers | Etch A Sketch | Transformers take everyday objects and turn them into something extraordinary, kind of like how I aimed to transform simple ideas into revolutionary designs! |
| Guido van Rossum | Etch A Sketch | My Little Pony | Etch A Sketch wins because it's all about creativity and problem-solving, just like coding! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Etch A Sketch | Teddy Ruxpin | While Teddy Ruxpin seems magical, an Etch A Sketch lets you draw circuits and dream up inventions, which is right up my alley! |
| Buckminster Fuller | Etch A Sketch | Hot Wheels | Etch A Sketch channels creativity and spatial exploration, resonating with my love for geometry and inventive problem-solving. |
 | Charles Darwin | View-Master | Etch A Sketch | As an explorer of the natural world, View-Master's ability to transport me to different landscapes and scenes resonates more with my adventurous spirit. |
 | George Washington Carver | Slinky Toy | Etch A Sketch | The Slinky Toy's simple yet mesmerizing motion mirrors the elegance and wonder I find in my botanical experiments. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Etch A Sketch | Slinky Toy | Etch A Sketch wins because it's like a retro tablet that turns your doodles into art magic, while Slinky just kind of tumbles downstairs. |