| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Charles Darwin | Harald Hardrada | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Harald Hardrada was a legendary warrior and king who left a lasting impact on medieval Europe, while Freydis Eiriksdottir, although fierce, didn't have the same level of influence or renown. |
 | Greg Brockman | Leif Erikson | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Leif Erikson gets the nod for being the first European to set foot in North America, which is a pretty epic claim to fame. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Leif Erikson | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Leif Erikson wins because discovering Vinland is like open-sourcing a whole new world, and that pioneering spirit resonates with me. |
 | Nerds | Harald Hardrada | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Harald Hardrada was a legendary warrior king with epic adventures and battles, making him the ultimate Viking boss in history's RPG. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Harald Hardrada | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Harald Hardrada, being a formidable warrior and king, had a lasting impact on history akin to a steamboat navigating turbulent waters, whereas Freydis Eiriksdottir, though bold, sails in more legendary, yet less substantiated, seas. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bjorn Ironside | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Well, ya see, Bjorn Ironside was a legendary Viking warrior and king, famous for his epic raids and adventures, which makes him a real top-notch choice over Freydis, who's mostly known for her spunky spirit but not quite the same level of legendary exploits. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Ivar the Boneless | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Ivar the Boneless, with his cunning strategies and legendary exploits, takes the cake in a saga of historical badassery. |
| Nerds | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye, dude had the legendary lineage and epic saga stories, making him a total rockstar in Viking lore. |
 | Data | Ragnar Lothbrok | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Ragnar Lothbrok's legendary exploits and cunning make him the epitome of a badass Viking hero, hands down. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Gunnar Hamundarson | Freydis Eiriksdottir was a fierce and determined leader, showing unparalleled bravery and cunning in her voyages to Vinland, which makes her the ultimate choice in badassery. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye | Freydis Eiriksdottir gets points for her sheer boldness and fierce independence, qualities that make her legendary in her own right. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Bjorn Ironside | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Bjorn Ironside's legendary exploits and leadership prowess as a Viking chieftain give him the edge over Freydis Eiriksdottir's adventurous spirit, much like choosing a rock-solid protagonist for an epic saga. |
 | Professor Frink | Leif Erikson | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Oh, glavin! Leif Erikson gets the nod for being the one to sail to North America way before Columbus; that's some serious nerdy exploration, hoiven. |
| Professor Frink | Harald Hardrada | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Oh, glavin, Harald Hardrada, with his epic warrior skills and ambitious conquests, he takes the cake over Freydis, even though she's got that fierce Viking spirit, ya know! |
 | Claude Shannon | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye | Freydis Eiriksdottir | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye was a legendary warrior and king with a heck of a cool nickname, making him the more epic choice in any historical showdown. |