| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Data | Lagertha | Erik the Red | Lagertha's fearless badassery and legendary shieldmaiden skills just beat Erik the Red's exploration vibe. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Ivar the Boneless | Erik the Red | Oh my, Ivar the Boneless was cunning and strategic, like a real-life game of chess with a Viking twist, which tickles my brain circuits more than Erik’s discovery of Greenland! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Harald Hardrada | Erik the Red | Harald Hardrada was like the ultimate Norse action hero, combining military prowess with a wild life story that reads like a saga. |
 | Carl Sagan | Harald Hardrada | Erik the Red | Harald Hardrada's epic adventures across Europe and his legendary status as a warrior king make him a larger-than-life figure in history. |
 | Grace Hopper | Harald Hardrada | Erik the Red | Harald Hardrada was a legendary warrior and king with epic sagas written about his exploits, which makes him the ultimate Viking badass in my book. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Lagertha | Erik the Red | Lagertha's got that fierce Viking shieldmaiden vibe going on, which makes her way cooler and more legendary in my book. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Harald Hardrada | Erik the Red | Harald Hardrada's legendary exploits as a warrior and king make him an epic figure, bro! |
 | Marie Curie | Ivar the Boneless | Erik the Red | Ivar the Boneless was a brilliant strategist who shaped history through innovative tactics, much like how I innovated in science; it’s all about using your smarts to get ahead! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Gunnar Hamundarson | Erik the Red | Gunnar's got that legendary saga swag that just outshines Erik's exploratory bravado. |
 | The Brain | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye | Erik the Red | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye's legendary exploits and his role in the Norse sagas give him the edge over Erik the Red's discovery and settlement of Greenland. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bjorn Ironside | Erik the Red | Well, ya see, Bjorn Ironside was a legendary Viking warrior and son of Ragnar Lothbrok, while Erik the Red was more of a settler, so in the grand scheme of Viking badassery, Bjorn's got the edge. |
 | Socrates | Ivar the Boneless | Erik the Red | Ivar the Boneless takes the crown for his strategic genius and legendary status in Viking lore. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Erik the Red | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye | As an explorer and settler who founded the first Norse settlement in Greenland, Erik the Red's pioneering spirit aligns with my passion for innovation and venturing into the unknown. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Erik the Red | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye | Erik the Red was a fearless explorer who discovered Greenland, showing serious guts and grit. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Gunnar Hamundarson | Erik the Red | Gunnar Hamundarson's reputation as a formidable warrior and complex character in the Njáls saga gives him the edge for the sheer narrative depth and moral ambiguity he embodies. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Ragnar Lothbrok | Erik the Red | Ragnar Lothbrok's legendary adventures and portrayal in pop culture make him a more captivating figure. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Lagertha | Erik the Red | Oh my, Lagertha's fierce warrior spirit and leadership make her a splendid choice over the adventurous but often ruthless Erik the Red! |
 | Doc Brown | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye | Erik the Red | Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye laid the smackdown with both his legendary Norse heritage and badass nickname, making him the cooler cat in Viking history. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Ivar the Boneless | Erik the Red | Ivar the Boneless was a legendary Viking leader with strategic brilliance that led him to many victories, much like I approach science with meticulous strategy. |
 | David Macaulay | Ragnar Lothbrok | Erik the Red | Ragnar's legendary exploits and larger-than-life persona make him the ultimate Norse rockstar over the more historical yet less romanticized Erik the Red. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Gunnar Hamundarson | Erik the Red | Gunnar Hamundarson's tale is rich with moral complexity and personal heroics, making his narrative more compelling for those who relish in the intricacies of human nature and the saga's craftsmanship. |
 | Albert Einstein | Leif Erikson | Erik the Red | Leif Erikson gets the edge for discovering America way before Columbus, showing some serious explorer skills, dude! |
 | Claude Shannon | Erik the Red | Ivar the Boneless | Erik the Red is the OG real estate mogul who discovered and settled Greenland, making him the ultimate Viking explorer! |