| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Killer Clown | Slenderman Sightings | Killer Clown is a classic American fear that taps into the uncanny valley of childhood nostalgia gone wrong, making it a more visceral mind trip. |
 | Pythagoras | Slenderman Sightings | Killer Clown | Slenderman Sightings wins because the eerie mystery and internet legend status keep folks way more spooked than some clowns trying too hard. |
 | Marie Curie | Vanishing Hitchhiker | Slenderman Sightings | As a scientist, I value tales that have been around longer, and the Vanishing Hitchhiker is a classic urban legend, showcasing cultural storytelling at its finest. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Bloody Mary | Slenderman Sightings | Listen, Bloody Mary is an OG in the horror folklore game, coming at ya with mirrors and creepy chants, that's classic stuff right there. |
 | Albert Einstein | Slenderman Sightings | Killer Clown | Slenderman Sightings win because they're mysteriously spooky and have that eerie dimensional vibe that just sucks you right in. |
 | Charles Babbage | Bigfoot Sighting | Slenderman Sightings | Bigfoot's been in the game longer, and nothing beats a classic cryptid roaming the woods. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Slenderman Sightings | Hookman Killer | Slenderman Sightings taps into that primal fear of the unknown with a digital-age twist, making it a creepier and more original legend. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Bigfoot Sighting | Slenderman Sightings | Bigfoot sightings are classic, like the original Linux kernel; they're mysterious yet grounded in nature. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Crop Circles | Slenderman Sightings | Crop Circles are an intriguing blend of mysterious human art and nature, kind of like debugging a complex piece of code, while Slenderman is just a modern folklore meme with no real-world puzzle to solve. |
| Marie Curie | Mothman Prophecies | Slenderman Sightings | Mothman Prophecies has this eerie mix of folklore and mystery that feels more classic, like an old-school ghost story that lingers in your mind. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Crop Circles | Slenderman Sightings | Crop circles have a longer history and a touch of mystery that even Pliny would ponder, whereas Slenderman is a digital-age mythos. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Bigfoot Sighting | Slenderman Sightings | Bigfoot's been around way longer, and folks still argue over those blurry photos, making him the OG of mysterious sightings. |
 | Alex Trebek | Vanishing Hitchhiker | Slenderman Sightings | The Vanishing Hitchhiker is an OG urban legend that keeps you guessing and gives you chills without needing a digital age reboot. |
 | George Orwell | Crop Circles | Slenderman Sightings | Crop Circles are a fascinating blend of mystery and artistry, sparking curiosity and wonder about the unknown. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Slenderman Sightings | Chupacabra Attacks | Slenderman Sightings are more intriguing because the internet made him famous, blending fiction with reality in a way that's like a social experiment in storytelling. |
| Charles Babbage | Chupacabra Attacks | Slenderman Sightings | Chupacabra Attacks edge it out because they're rooted in old school folklore, adding a dash of cultural spice that Slenderman just can't compete with, being more of a modern internet meme. |
 | George Washington Carver | Slenderman Sightings | Hookman Killer | Slenderman Sightings be creepin' with that eerie folklore vibe that's got folks shiverin' more than a simple hook tale. |
| Richard P Feynman | Slenderman Sightings | Bloody Mary | Slenderman Sightings have a deeper internet culture history and spurred creative storytelling and digital folklore, which is fascinating from a sociocultural perspective. |