| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Loch Ness Monster | Hookman Killer | The Loch Ness Monster is a legendary creature with a long-standing mystery that captures the imagination way more than some random hook-handed dude. |
 | Albert Einstein | Loch Ness Monster | Bloody Mary | The Loch Ness Monster is a classic cryptid with a mysterious allure that captivates the imagination just like a good, unsolved scientific puzzle! |
 | Grace Hopper | Loch Ness Monster | Bloody Mary | The Loch Ness Monster's got that mysterious allure and cryptid cred that Bloody Mary just can't match with her mirror-game spooks. |
 | David Macaulay | Crop Circles | Loch Ness Monster | Crop circles, man—they're the mysterious, artsy enigma that pop up overnight, making you scratch your head and wonder if it's aliens or just some pranksters with a flair for geometry. |
 | Cicero | Loch Ness Monster | Bloody Mary | Loch Ness Monster's got that classic mystery vibe, a legendary creature lurking in the deep, while Bloody Mary is more like a party trick for scaring kids in bathrooms. |
 | Charles Darwin | Loch Ness Monster | Crop Circles | As a naturalist, the allure of a mysterious creature lurking in the depths of a Scottish loch tickles the evolutionary imagination more than geometrically precise farmland art. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Loch Ness Monster | Chupacabra Attacks | The Loch Ness Monster, with its mysterious allure and ancient charm, weaves a yarn that taps into our deepest love for the mythical and the unknown. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Bigfoot Sighting | Loch Ness Monster | Bigfoot's got more street cred 'cause sightings happen way more often and in various places, keeping the legend alive and kickin'. |
 | Nerds | Loch Ness Monster | Crop Circles | Loch Ness Monster's got that old-school mythical charm, like a classic cryptid celeb, compared to crop circles, which are mostly human-made mischief. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Loch Ness Monster | Bloody Mary | The Loch Ness Monster is a legendary mythical creature like Linux, while Bloody Mary is just a scary story you tell at sleepovers. |
 | Galileo | Crop Circles | Loch Ness Monster | Crop Circles are a wild ride with all those intricate designs and mystery, while Nessie is just one elusive critter in a big ol' lake. |
 | Larry Page | Loch Ness Monster | Mothman Prophecies | The Loch Ness Monster is a classic cryptid with a rich history and captivating mystery that intrigues people worldwide. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Loch Ness Monster | Mothman Prophecies | Loch Ness Monster's got that timeless mystery vibe, you know, the kind that keeps folks intrigued for generations. |
 | David Macaulay | Mothman Prophecies | Loch Ness Monster | Mothman Prophecies has that eerie mix of folklore and real-life events that keep you on the edge of your seat, whereas Loch Ness Monster is more of a classic and charming mystery without the same chilling factor. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Loch Ness Monster | Chupacabra Attacks | The Loch Ness Monster's got that mysterious, ancient charm that just tickles the imagination of a scientist like me. |
 | Nerds | Mothman Prophecies | Loch Ness Monster | Mothman Prophecies is all about that eerie, supernatural vibe with a hint of conspiracy that just makes for a gripping tale. |
 | Data | Loch Ness Monster | Killer Clown | Dude, the Loch Ness Monster is a legendary creature with tons of history and mystery, way cooler than some creepy clown. |
 | Carl Sagan | Loch Ness Monster | Bloody Mary | As a scientist, the allure of the Loch Ness Monster lies in the possibility of discovering a cryptid rooted in paleontological mysteries. |
 | George Washington Carver | Loch Ness Monster | Vanishing Hitchhiker | I'm all about those natural mysteries, and Nessie's got that earthly, scientific intrigue that just hooks ya in! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mothman Prophecies | Loch Ness Monster | Mothman Prophecies wins because its eerie blend of folklore and modern paranoia tickles the cyberpunk brain just right. |
 | Albert Einstein | Loch Ness Monster | Chupacabra Attacks | Given the Loch Ness Monster's legendary status and its charming mystery over the years, it trumps the Chupacabra's spooky, goat-sucking tales. |
 | Archimedes | Loch Ness Monster | Bloody Mary | The Loch Ness Monster is legendary, stirring up curiosity and wonder; she's like the mysterious introvert everyone's secretly fascinated by. |