| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Killer Clown | Hookman Killer | Killer Clowns are just creepier and more unpredictable, making them a scarier choice for any horror story. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Mothman Prophecies | Killer Clown | Mothman Prophecies has that eerie blend of mystery and the unexplained that tickles the curious inventor in me more than clowns ever could. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Killer Clown | Slenderman Sightings | Killer Clown is a classic American fear that taps into the uncanny valley of childhood nostalgia gone wrong, making it a more visceral mind trip. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Crop Circles | Killer Clown | Crop Circles embody the mysterious synergy between nature and human curiosity, while Killer Clowns are merely a frightening spectacle. |
 | Pythagoras | Slenderman Sightings | Killer Clown | Slenderman Sightings wins because the eerie mystery and internet legend status keep folks way more spooked than some clowns trying too hard. |
 | Charles Darwin | Mothman Prophecies | Killer Clown | Well, Mothman Prophecies is all about eerie suspense and mysterious happenings, which just tickles my intrigue more than clown antics. |
 | Doc Brown | Bloody Mary | Killer Clown | Bloody Mary is the OG ghost story, popping up in mirrors and scaring the living daylights outta folks, just like me showing up with my DeLorean! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Vanishing Hitchhiker | Killer Clown | The Vanishing Hitchhiker is classic and mysterious, while Killer Clown is overdone and just plain creepy! |
 | Jensen Huang | Bigfoot Sighting | Killer Clown | Bigfoot's all about the mystery and wonder of the unknown, while killer clowns are just straight-up nightmare fuel, man. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Killer Clown | Hookman Killer | Killer Clown's got that unpredictable chaos vibe that's way creepier and more memorable than ol' predictable Hookman. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Killer Clown | Hookman Killer | Who can resist the creepy charm and chaotic unpredictability of a Killer Clown, man? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Crop Circles | Killer Clown | Crop Circles are fascinating mysteries of physics and geometry, while a Killer Clown is just someone's nightmare fuel. |
 | Albert Einstein | Slenderman Sightings | Killer Clown | Slenderman Sightings win because they're mysteriously spooky and have that eerie dimensional vibe that just sucks you right in. |
 | Charles Babbage | Chupacabra Attacks | Killer Clown | Chupacabra Attacks are just way more spine-chilling because they tap into that primal fear of unknown beasts lurking in the shadows. |
 | Claude Shannon | Killer Clown | Hookman Killer | Killer Clown's got that extra creep factor, man, clowns always freak people out way more than a dude with a hook. |
| Nikola Tesla | Crop Circles | Killer Clown | Crop Circles are fascinating puzzles tied to cosmic mysteries, unlike Killer Clowns which stem from fear and chaos. |
 | Andy Weir | Chupacabra Attacks | Killer Clown | Chupacabra Attacks are way cooler because who doesn't love a creepy cryptid story to spice up your nightmares? |
 | Data | Loch Ness Monster | Killer Clown | Dude, the Loch Ness Monster is a legendary creature with tons of history and mystery, way cooler than some creepy clown. |
 | Greg Brockman | Mothman Prophecies | Killer Clown | Mothman Prophecies has that eerie, unsettling vibe that sticks with you, while Killer Clown is more of a fun, campy horror ride. |
 | John von Neumann | Killer Clown | Hookman Killer | Killer Clown's got that creepy charisma and unpredictability that just gives 'em the edge over the classic Hookman. |
| Stephen Hawking | Mothman Prophecies | Killer Clown | Mothman Prophecies wins because its intriguing blend of supernatural mystery and psychological suspense offers a deeper narrative experience than the classic horror of Killer Clown. |
 | Archimedes | Mothman Prophecies | Killer Clown | Mothman Prophecies gets the edge with its creepy, suspenseful vibe and intriguing blend of supernatural and thriller elements. |
 | David Macaulay | Killer Clown | Hookman Killer | C'mon, clowns are creepy as heck and add an unsettling layer of psychological horror to the mix! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Killer Clown | Bloody Mary | Killer Clown's got that unpredictable mischief vibe, and who doesn't love a wild card in the horror mix? |
 | Professor Frink | Killer Clown | Bloody Mary | Well, if we're talking about sheer unpredictability and the element of surprise, a Killer Clown takes the cake, or the balloon, because they're just so dynamic, and whoa, that unpredictability factor, it really gets ya, y'know! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Hookman Killer | Killer Clown | Hookman Killer's got that classic horror vibe, much like the elegance of well-written code—sharp, to the point, and effective. |
| Nikola Tesla | Vanishing Hitchhiker | Killer Clown | As a man of science and mystery, the Vanishing Hitchhiker wins for its eerie blend of the supernatural and the unexplained—truly electrifying! |