| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Crop Circles | Killer Clown | Crop Circles embody the mysterious synergy between nature and human curiosity, while Killer Clowns are merely a frightening spectacle. |
 | David Macaulay | Crop Circles | Loch Ness Monster | Crop circles, man—they're the mysterious, artsy enigma that pop up overnight, making you scratch your head and wonder if it's aliens or just some pranksters with a flair for geometry. |
 | Charles Darwin | Loch Ness Monster | Crop Circles | As a naturalist, the allure of a mysterious creature lurking in the depths of a Scottish loch tickles the evolutionary imagination more than geometrically precise farmland art. |
 | Socrates | Vanishing Hitchhiker | Crop Circles | Vanishing Hitchhiker is way spookier and taps into the good ol' campfire ghost story vibes we all love. |
 | Claude Shannon | Crop Circles | Hookman Killer | Crop Circles are way cooler because they spark curiosity and mystery, while Hookman Killer is just another spooky urban legend. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Crop Circles | Killer Clown | Crop Circles are fascinating mysteries of physics and geometry, while a Killer Clown is just someone's nightmare fuel. |
 | Nerds | Loch Ness Monster | Crop Circles | Loch Ness Monster's got that old-school mythical charm, like a classic cryptid celeb, compared to crop circles, which are mostly human-made mischief. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Crop Circles | Bigfoot Sighting | Crop circles are wild, bruh, 'cause at least you can see 'em in real life and they got those trippy designs, unlike Bigfoot who's still ghosting us. |
 | Galileo | Crop Circles | Loch Ness Monster | Crop Circles are a wild ride with all those intricate designs and mystery, while Nessie is just one elusive critter in a big ol' lake. |
| Nerds | Bigfoot Sighting | Crop Circles | Bigfoot sightings are way cooler because there's at least a chance you might spot a big hairy creature in the woods, while crop circles are just fancy doodles in a field. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Crop Circles | Slenderman Sightings | Crop Circles are an intriguing blend of mysterious human art and nature, kind of like debugging a complex piece of code, while Slenderman is just a modern folklore meme with no real-world puzzle to solve. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Crop Circles | Killer Clown | Crop Circles are fascinating puzzles tied to cosmic mysteries, unlike Killer Clowns which stem from fear and chaos. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Crop Circles | Slenderman Sightings | Crop circles have a longer history and a touch of mystery that even Pliny would ponder, whereas Slenderman is a digital-age mythos. |
 | Doogie Howser | Mothman Prophecies | Crop Circles | Mothman Prophecies is a classic mix of mystery and suspense that keeps you on the edge, unlike Crop Circles which are often debunked as pranks. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Crop Circles | Hookman Killer | Crop Circles are like alien art galleries, mysterious and fascinating, while Hookman Killer is just another spooky campfire tale. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Vanishing Hitchhiker | Crop Circles | Well, ya know, the vanishing hitchhiker's got that classic urban legend flair that's been spookin' folks since the dawn of car culture, while crop circles tend to just leave ya wonderin' if some bored lads were havin' a lark in the fields. |
 | George Orwell | Crop Circles | Slenderman Sightings | Crop Circles are a fascinating blend of mystery and artistry, sparking curiosity and wonder about the unknown. |