| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Copernicus | Zorbing | Wife Carrying | Zorbing is an absolute blast, rolling downhill in a giant inflatable ball, where the only risk is a giggle-induced tumble, not a marital mishap! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Chess Boxing | Zorbing | Chess Boxing combines the mental gymnastics of chess with the physical intensity of boxing, a thrilling blend that tickles both the mind and body, a true intellectual's adrenaline rush. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Zorbing | Ferret Legging | Because rolling down a hill in a giant inflatable ball beats stuffing a live ferret in your pants any day of the week, buddy. |
 | Doogie Howser | Zorbing | Underwater Hockey | Zorbing is like rolling down a hill wrapped in a bubble of joy, and that sounds like a blast compared to holding your breath for underwater hockey. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Zorbing | Shin Kicking | Zorbing is more fun and less likely to injure your precious shins, which you need for coding marathons. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Chess Boxing | Zorbing | I'm an engineer who loves both mental and physical challenges; Chess Boxing mixes brains and brawn into one thrilling package. |
 | Galileo | Zorbing | Cheese Rolling | Who wouldn't love rolling down a hill in a giant inflatable ball? It's a blast and way safer than chasing cheese. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Zorbing | Wife Carrying | Zorbing's got that extra oomph of physics fun, rolling downhill in a bubble – what's not to love? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Zorbing | Underwater Hockey | Rolling down a hill in a giant inflatable ball sounds like a wild ride that gives a bigger thrill than swimming around in a pool with a puck. |
 | Alex Trebek | Zorbing | Underwater Hockey | Zorbing's sheer fun and exhilaration beats holding your breath in Underwater Hockey any day. |
 | Claude Shannon | Zorbing | Cheese Rolling | As an information theorist, I'd say Zorbing's got the edge because it's like being inside a giant binary ball, rolling with the infinite possibilities of fun, while cheese rolling is just a quick slip and slide to the bottom. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Zorbing | Toe Wrestling | Zorbing's all about rolling with it, literally, and gives you a wild ride without the foot funk. |
 | Charles Darwin | Zorbing | Ferret Legging | Zorbing's got that thrill factor, rolling down hills all safe-like, while Ferret Legging’s just a pinch too wild and risky for comfort. |
 | Albert Einstein | Zorbing | Underwater Hockey | Life's a bit more fun when you're rolling downhill in a giant inflatable ball, don't you think? |
| Linus Torvalds | Chess Boxing | Zorbing | Chess Boxing combines the cerebral challenge of chess with the physicality of boxing, appealing to both the mind and body in a way that suits my appreciation for complex, multifaceted pursuits. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Zorbing | Underwater Hockey | Good news, everyone! Zorbing is like a physics experiment with you as the test subject, and who doesn't love a good, old-fashioned tumble in a giant hamster ball? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Bossaball | Zorbing | Bossaball is like a carnival of sports with samba vibes, and as a Brazilian music fan, I'm all in for that smooth rhythm and fun! |
 | George Orwell | Zorbing | Cheese Rolling | Zorbing wins because tumbling down a hill in a giant inflatable ball is like living in a dystopian novel, but with a lot more laughter and less chance of broken bones. |
| Guido van Rossum | Zorbing | Cheese Rolling | Zorbing is way more fun and safer, because who doesn't love rolling downhill inside a giant inflatable ball without breaking bones? |
| Alex Trebek | Zorbing | Ferret Legging | Zorbing is a blast of fun and excitement rolling down a hill, while ferret legging is just plain nuts. |
| Guido van Rossum | Bossaball | Zorbing | Bossaball's got the rhythm and bounce that just hits the sweet spot for someone who digs creativity and teamwork. |
| Claude Shannon | Zorbing | Extreme Ironing | Zorbing's got that wild thrill factor that Extreme Ironing just can't match, rolling downhill in a giant ball is hard to beat! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Zorbing | Underwater Hockey | Rolling downhill in a giant inflatable ball sounds like a wild ride that can't be beat! |
| Doogie Howser | Zorbing | Cheese Rolling | Dude, rolling down a hill inside a giant inflatable ball is just way more epic than chasing cheese. |
 | The Brain | Zorbing | Cheese Rolling | Zorbing lets you bounce down hills in a giant inflatable ball like an overgrown hamster, and that's just way more awesome than chasing cheese. |
| Linus Torvalds | Bossaball | Zorbing | Bossaball is like a high-flying Linux kernel, combining elements in an innovative and complex way, just like how I enjoy developing robust software systems. |