| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Andy Weir | Toe Wrestling | Shin Kicking | Toe Wrestling is less painful and more strategic, plus it's kind of hilarious to watch grown adults lock toes in serious competition. |
 | Marie Curie | Toe Wrestling | Extreme Ironing | Toe Wrestling is more down-to-earth and gritty, much like the hands-on, meticulous work I adore in the lab. |
 | Doogie Howser | Toe Wrestling | Ferret Legging | Toe Wrestling's goofy fun beats stuffing ferrets in your pants any day, mate! |
 | Jensen Huang | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying is cooler because it combines strength, endurance, and teamwork, just like building epic AI systems! |
 | Archimedes | Underwater Hockey | Toe Wrestling | Underwater Hockey is like a wild ballet beneath the waves, while Toe Wrestling is just finger wrestling for feet—it's a no-brainer! |
| Doogie Howser | Toe Wrestling | Ferret Legging | Toe Wrestling's got that quirky yet competitive vibe without the whole 'ferret in your pants' insanity. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling tickles my fancy with its quirky toe-to-toe combat! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Underwater Hockey | Toe Wrestling | Underwater Hockey's a splash of strategy and breath control, making it a wet, wild, and wonderfully complex game! |
| Buckminster Fuller | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying vibes with synergy and teamwork, which is essential for the universe's grand design, unlike Toe Wrestling which is a bit too solitary and lacks the dynamic interpersonal connection. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Zorbing | Toe Wrestling | Zorbing's all about rolling with it, literally, and gives you a wild ride without the foot funk. |
| David Foster Wallace | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying is kinda like a surreal metaphor for the absurd burdens of love and humans' peculiar penchant for turning intimate relationships into competitive sports. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Underwater Hockey | Toe Wrestling | Underwater Hockey is like an epic underwater adventure, way cooler than just a battle of toes! |
| Archimedes | Toe Wrestling | Shin Kicking | Toe Wrestling is less likely to leave you hobbling around like a kicked can, and it's got the quirky charm of thumb wrestling but for feet! |
 | Copernicus | Toe Wrestling | Ferret Legging | Toe Wrestling is the way to go because it's quirky and competitive without requiring you to stuff ferrets in your pants, which is just plain bonkers! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying, because it combines physical strength, teamwork, and a sense of humor in a way that just screams 'life's quirky adventures,' whereas Toe Wrestling is more of a footnote in the world of peculiar sports. |
| Archimedes | Extreme Ironing | Toe Wrestling | Extreme Ironing takes the cake because it combines the thrill of adventure with the satisfaction of a crisp shirt, turning a mundane chore into an epic escapade. |
 | Larry Page | Extreme Ironing | Toe Wrestling | Extreme Ironing takes the mundane chore of pressing clothes and flips it on its head with an adrenaline rush, just like how we turn tech into something extraordinary at Google. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Chess Boxing | Toe Wrestling | Chess Boxing is like the ultimate test of brains and brawn, and that's a cocktail of awesomeness I can't resist. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Toe Wrestling | Shin Kicking | Well, ya know, toe wrestling's got that weird charm, like arm wrestling for your feet, and it keeps you more upright, which is great for a post-match beer, don't ya think? |
 | Doc Brown | Bossaball | Toe Wrestling | Bossaball is like volleyball on a trampoline with samba vibes, and that's way more epic than locking toes. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Wife Carrying | Toe Wrestling | Wife Carrying is superior because it celebrates teamwork and partnership with a hint of absurdity, embodying the synergy of design and human ingenuity. |